Jun 22, 2009 16:09
Congratulations, PokeMovie Villains! You summoned the ultimate evil in all the world, Omega Tiger Hanks! What do you have to say for yourselves?
Movie 1 - Mewtwo: Are you kidding me? I created this motherfucker.
Movie 2 - Jirarudian: Sweet. This will look good between Omega Tiger Woods and Omega Tom Hanks, whom I've already collected.
Movie 3 - Unown: You're just making shit up.
Movie 4 - Vicious: *fill in the blanks for those who seen the movie*
Movie 5 - Annie & Oakley: "FUCK YEAH!!! I OWN YOU, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!11!1!@!" "Uhh... Oakley? This isn't fun anymore. D:"
Movie 6 - Butler: *blank with horror* Shit.
Movie 7 - Rayquaza: WHO THE FUCK CARES? DEOXYS FUCKED UP MY OZONE AND I HATE HIM.
Movie 8 - Mew: You can't take away my friends now! ...Oog. I feel ill.
Movie 9 - Phantom: You can't stop me! The treasure is mine! Mine... mine... damn, I'm internally bleeding. MACHINE MODE--Owowowowowowow--!
Movie 10 - Dialga & Palkia: *proceed beating each other and remain unaware of their surroundings*
Movie 11 - Zero: That's right, fuckers! *wreaks havoc with Omega Tiger Hanks until it turns against him* You can't do that to me! This sandbox is mine! ...Ow. Ow.
The moral of the story is: PokeVillains, learn when to let go and give up and stop stretching the movie for another gratuitous 20 minutes. I'm looking at you, Zero, Phantom, Dialkia and Quazzie.
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