Harry Potter Came For A Cup Of Tea
This is one of the funniest RP's I have been part of in a long time. Note: It's not quite PG :-P
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: *A 16 year old boy walks in, his hair jet black and desheleved. Nice skin, nice green eyes and has a scar on his forehead* Uhh---Is there where a miss Lisa Seveer lives?
dreadpiratefrosty: Frosty: *comes flying past all her trunks in the hall and grabs him by his hair* Who the hell are you?
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Boy: *Makes a "Im in pain" face* Harry Potter Ma'am!
dreadpiratefrosty: Frosty: *gently stands him back up and straightens his hair and clothes* Oh my valar I am so sorry, I didn't... *bows very low*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Harry: *Rubbing scalp, grinning in his harry-like fassion* Don't worry about it ma'am, nothing cmpared to what the Durselys's do to Me...Why are you bowing?
dreadpiratefrosty: Frosty: ...because you're Harry Potter. Even my mother, half witch that she was, taught me I should have manners around you, should I ever be lucky enough to meet you.
Neo: I thought he was in your closet... I've SEEN him before!
Frosty: Hush, that was a clone.
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Harry: *eyes grow slightly* Uhh---Thanks Ma'am, but you don't need to
dreadpiratefrosty: Frosty: Sorry sir, just exercising one of the two things I actually learned from my mum. The other was how to give a really good--
Neo: *slaps hand over her mouth* You. Room. Now.
Frosty: --pot of tea...
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Josh: *Walks in the door ebhidn HArry, just back from a concert* What kind of "Seen" Neo? *grins*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Harry: *eyes grow even larger* Uhh---You can call Me harry, Ma'am
dreadpiratefrosty: Frosty: Yes sir... Harry... sir... And if you ever get the need to... you know... instead of masturbating with that wand...
Neo: *blushes and drags Frosty off down the hall and shuts them in her room*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Harry: *Just gets a "What?" look on his face*
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: *was in the corner reading a newspaper, now he's looking at everyone like they just caught on fire*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Lisa; *walks in* Guys, why did Neo just drag Frosty down the---*Stops in her tracks as she sights Harry..................Is now unconcius on the floor*
HArry: ..Oops...
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: ...I was just going to say: I know she's in here somewhere, but couldn't tell you what room. Just follow the moans. Now, I would suggest you just revive her. *suddenly in Harry's face* Tea? *goofy Mort-ish grin*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: harry: *His confused-but-yet-intregured grin* Yes sir, thank you
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: *hands him a cup of tea, that came from nowhere* You maybe could supply your own cream? *looking at Harry's crotch*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Harry: *Very confused-and-yet-still-confused look* ??
Lisa *Mumbles* mortiwannahaveyourbaby....
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: *starts back to the table, stops in tracks* ...Lisa, did you say that?
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Lisa; *In sleep* I wanna suck a hotdog!
Harry: *Brows furrow* He rlips aren't moveing...
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: *in a millisecond he's naked and on top of her*
Jake: *was still cowering in a corner, crawls very far away from them and under the table*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Harry: *Promtly puts his hands over his eyes* Sir, I think someone may be throwing their voice at her
Lisa; *Supposedly* OH MAN I'M A LITTLE TINEY HORNY HONEY!
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: Screw you. I mean Lisa. Screw Lisa. I mean... *starts on Lisa's clothes*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Lisa: *Moans and opens an eye*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Lisa: *grabs the nearest two things and covers JOhnny's parts...only tihng is, its scooter and you can pick the other cat*
dreadpiratefrosty: Berna: MEEEOW!!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Scooter: *Looks at Lisa as though to say "If yout hink I go after your hands a lot now, wait untill I get out of this per-dick-ament"*
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: CATS! CLAWS! MEEP!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Lisa; *switches Scooter with the new fat cat and pushes him in a closet. STand sup and bows to Harry* My aplogigies sir
dreadpiratefrosty: Frosty: *from down the bedroom* You're going to learn to obey me, Neo. *cackle*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: HArry: *Putting hands down* Harry...
Lisa: Sir Harry
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Both: *Look down the hallway at the door and get this identical "I don't wanan know" Look on their face*
dreadpiratefrosty: Jake: Why does everyone call him Sir? Did he get knighted? Knighting is cool!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Kira Knightly: YES I AM! *Cahses after Jake*
dreadpiratefrosty: Jake: I'm FREE! FREE I tell you! FREE to marry this woman! *snag*
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: ...
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Eowyn: OH NO YOU AINT! *Grabs Jake*
Frodo: *Missing*
Eowyn: *HOrny*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Harry&Lisa; *"REALLY I don't wanna know!"*
Lisa; tea?
Harry: Have some
LIsa; Hot Chocolate?
Harry: Yes Please
Lisa; Good *They walk to the kitchen*
dreadpiratefrosty: Jake: YES I AM! *smooches Ms. Knightly*
Aragorn: I LOOOOVE YOU EOWYN! I REALLY DO! I'm sorry about Arwen, we had Legolas assasinate her and then he got hanged for assasinating a royal subject. So I'm totally free of the women in my life. Except you. TAKE ME!
Frosty: *appears totally naked and with a switch* BAD DADDY! *whap whip whap*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Westeru: *wahps Aragorn* NO HE DIDN'T! *Has a arrow going through her head where she took Legolas' hit for him*
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: ..... O.O ???
Frosty: Oh... *disappears and switching is heard in the bedroom*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Westeru: I just so HAPPENED to have cut his noose and then someone decided to kill him th ol' fassioned way...
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Westeru: Damn elvish archery triditions
dreadpiratefrosty: Aragorn: *bleep* off Westeru before I have to *bleep* you too!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Westeru: *gets out two elvish daggers and points them at Joey and the Twins* Make Me
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Lisa; *Puts a sound-blocking charm on the kitchen*
dreadpiratefrosty: Aragorn: *pounce snog rape* Wait... *throws in Eowyn too*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: harry: thank you
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Westeru: *Nutterfies....*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Eoywn: FUCK OFF SHE'S AN ELF! *Is an undocumented racest*
Westeru: FUCK OFF YOUSELF YOU NINNY! I *KNOW* YOU HAD STUNT DOUBLES DO ALL YOUR WORK FOR YOU!
Eowyn: *Slaps Westeru*
Westeru: *Slugs Eowyn in the gut*
dreadpiratefrosty: Aragorn: LADIES!!! I'm horny, naughty and about to *bleep* Jake if you don't cooperate.
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Both: BE MY GUEST!
johnny&Mouse&David; *Get the cameras*
Eowyn: SHE HIT ME! I WANT MY MOMMA!
Westeru: YOU'RE GOING OUT THE SAME WAY YOUC AME IN WOMAN! *Shoves Eowyn up Recently departed Arwen's *Ahem*
Lisa: Care for MArshmellows?
dreadpiratefrosty: Jake: *runs off with his new girl and pelts Aragorn with condoms on the way out*
Aragorn: Thanks mate, I'll need about four of these for this one.
dreadpiratefrosty: Aragorn: OK THEN GIRLS! *looks around and grabs the nearest person... Josh*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Neo: NO YOU DON'T! *Whaps Aragorn with a lamp----shade*
dreadpiratefrosty: Aragorn: OH YES I DO BITCH! *shoves a used condom up Neo's right nostril*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Sephiroth clone 67: *Green skin, blazeing green eyes and his hair looks like something out of a hard rock band....Decides in his half-witted brain to join in and grabs Aragorn;s leg nd starts humping it*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Sephiroth&Seph1: *Both in the reading room reading*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Neo: OH YEAH!? *Shoves a Irish potatoe up Aragorn's asshole*
dreadpiratefrosty: Mini-me: *starts humping Neo's leg*
dreadpiratefrosty: Aragorn: OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Neo: *tries to shake Mini-me off and does something that looks like the Boot-scootin'-boogey*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Westeru: WHY WONT YOU FIT?! *Still trying to shove Eowyn up Arwen's *AHem**
dreadpiratefrosty: Aragorn: 'ERE SHE BLOWS!
Mort: Uh-oh! Get gas masks!
Aragorn: *farts the potatoe and it hits Gollum*
Gollum: *BLEEP* YOU WANKER!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Neo: GETITOFF! *Kicks Minime so hard that he not only flies off his leg but his head crams right up a newly-vacated Aragorn's ass*
dreadpiratefrosty: Aragorn: OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Mort: Get a shovel!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Lisa; I'll go see if it's safe yet *Looks out and see's a body emergeing out of Aragorn's arse, arms and legs flayling, with an errection. Although where the head is she has no idea...CLoses door*
Harry: Well?
Lisa: Tell me how your quidditch is going!
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: OH MY GOD HE JUST GAVE BIRTH OUT THE WRONG END!!!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Westeru: AND IT CAME FULLY CLOTHED! sHOES AND ALL!
dreadpiratefrosty: Puff: *gets hit by the "baby"*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Neo: LEMME SEE IF I CAN FIX THE WRONG END PART!*Starts hoving Mini-me on up Aragorn's ass, right on thorugh the....You know*
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: So if I do my wife that way, will she give birth to a fully clothed kid?
Shooter: You killed her and I ate her.
Mort: Damn you're freakier than ME!
Shooter: I am you.
Mort: Than I'll bang you and see if we give birth to a fully clothed Mini-Mort out the wrong end!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Westeru: *Gives up on what she's doing with Eowyn and instead decides to make Will Turner pull a Hannibal on her and EAT her!!!*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Sephiroth 67: *Decides to help Mort out with his woes. Stops the aragornleghump(tm) and flops on over to Mort, rgabs his Dong and pulls it so far back that he actually shoves it up Mort's ass!*
dreadpiratefrosty: Will Turner: *rips her pants off*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Eowyn: OH MY GOD HE'S GOING TO EAT ME FROM *THERE*?!?!? *Gets so scared she pee's herself...*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: *And consiquently squirts Will....TURNER!*
dreadpiratefrosty: Turner: I'm going to teach you the meaning of pleasure!!!
Jack: It's PAIN you dolt!
dreadpiratefrosty: Jack: And that wasn't rum!
dreadpiratefrosty: Turner: It was going in the other end *licks his face* Just been pasturized.
Jack: Don't you mean pleasureized?
Turner: It's pain you dolt.
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Westeru: *grabs Jack's *ahem* and uses it as a trumpet*
dreadpiratefrosty: Jack: YOU'RE BLOWIN' ME UP WOMAN!
Little Jack: *two feet long and growing like Aunt Marge*
Jack: POTTER!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Harry: ...? Did I just hear My name?
Lisa; *Looks out and see's the maddness has taken a sleezey movie turn* Uhh--Diffren't Posster...Uhh---He was taking about---*says first thing htat comes to mind* Dick Potter!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Tom: *Runs in yelling* SHE SCRUBBED MY WINKIIEEE!! *Winkie, by the way, is standing straight in front of him.....Don't look where he's going and runs right into Mort's bak, ramming winkie in the rear entrance, side by side with little mort&
dreadpiratefrosty: Little Harry: ME?
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Lisa; ....No....Uhh....I ment.......Uhhh.........*Belch* Potter!
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: TWINS??? I'M HAVING TWINS??
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Tom: *Still paying no attention and sstarts danceing around singing "SHE SCRUBBED MY WINKIE!"*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Lisa; *Pokes head back out, all the noise from the room flooding into the kitchen......quickly slams door* I think someone opened the wooden puzelbox...
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: Oh! Oh! Number 2 is a fighter just like daddy!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Westeru: *Wondering when she's going to get any sound out of this horn. Takes in a deep breath and BLOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Sephiroth Clone 67: Seeeefffiiirrrooofffff tttwwwooooooo goooooooooooodddd baaalllll plllaayyyeerrr *Tounge hanging out of side of mouth*
dreadpiratefrosty: Jack: *flies up in the air and Little Jack lets the air out like a balloon, along with something else*
Turner: IT'S RAINING!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Westeru: TASTES LIKE CREAM!! *Flie sup in the air and licks most of it up before it can even land*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Weird Al: *Walks through, playing a banjo, in Obi-Wan style clothes, singing about Anakin being a small fry and stuff*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Tom: *Doing something like a belly dance now ;) )
dreadpiratefrosty: Turner: *whacks Tom upside the head so hard he pees*
Mort: *feels something wet go down his leg* MY WATER BROKE!! DOCTOR ICHABOD!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Tom: *Does something else aside from peeing*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: ichabod: *Walks in, wearing red coreset, sees the chaos and faints, landing on Scooter which in turn yellls and zooms right up the whole in Mort's newly freed....Snoglesaussage*
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S TRIPLETS!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Scoocter: *Starts lickling around (He does like salad dressing maynayse...), digging his claws in so he wont fall down, claws of which go compleetly through the skin of Mr. SNogglesaussage*
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: AND THIS ONE BITES!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Lisa; *In the corner, rocking back and forth, mumbleing*
Harry: *Trying to comfort her as best he can*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Scooter: *Sprays....The spray going out the hole of course*
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: Ichabod! Quick! This one's placenta broke!
dreadpiratefrosty: Turner: *standing there looking at Mort like "What in the hell!?"
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Ichabod: *Manages to get to Mort and just eyes him....Scooter's blakc furry tail pokes out the end and he fiants agin*
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: ICHY! PUT IT BACK! IT ISN"T MINE! It has a .... TAIIIIIIL!!!!!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Darren: *Runs in out of hell and jumps on Mort and shoves his *Ahem* up Mort's *ahem* and starts humping!*
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: BLOOMS! BLOOMS UP THE *BLEEEP*!!! HELP!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Harry and Lisa: *Singing* Double, double, toil and trouble....Something wicked this way comes!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Darren: I'M GONNA BLLLOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Darren: *Can't even come right. It squits out his arse like he's a whale, soaking everyone*
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: *klunk*
Turner: *klunk*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Westeru: *kunk*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Ichabody: *klunk*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Darren: *Looks at Mort whose klunked......Grins evillya nd starts snogging every inch of his face*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Lisa's Grandad: *walks through*
Everyone: *FREEZE!*
Lisa's Grandad: *Walks to kitchen, gets some milk, walks out, not noticein a thing*
All: *Blink*
dreadpiratefrosty: Frosty: *comes out of the bedroom dressed like THIS http://www.kkwavefront.com/media/albums/movies/kingarthur/KY36-C474-029AR-B.jpg and riding Neo like a dog... er, like a kid getting a horsey ride... er... nm*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: *Suddenly an ear-peirceing scream is heard fromt he kitchen. Sound slike someone's getting murderd in there!*
Line of the moment:
"I better leave before the car wash sprays me."
-Sephiroth (aka myself)
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: *A 16 year old boy walks in, his hair jet black and desheleved. Nice skin, nice green eyes and has a scar on his forehead* Uhh---Is there where a miss Lisa Seveer lives?
dreadpiratefrosty: Frosty: *comes flying past all her trunks in the hall and grabs him by his hair* Who the hell are you?
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Boy: *Makes a "Im in pain" face* Harry Potter Ma'am!
dreadpiratefrosty: Frosty: *gently stands him back up and straightens his hair and clothes* Oh my valar I am so sorry, I didn't... *bows very low*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Harry: *Rubbing scalp, grinning in his harry-like fassion* Don't worry about it ma'am, nothing cmpared to what the Durselys's do to Me...Why are you bowing?
dreadpiratefrosty: Frosty: ...because you're Harry Potter. Even my mother, half witch that she was, taught me I should have manners around you, should I ever be lucky enough to meet you.
Neo: I thought he was in your closet... I've SEEN him before!
Frosty: Hush, that was a clone.
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Harry: *eyes grow slightly* Uhh---Thanks Ma'am, but you don't need to
dreadpiratefrosty: Frosty: Sorry sir, just exercising one of the two things I actually learned from my mum. The other was how to give a really good--
Neo: *slaps hand over her mouth* You. Room. Now.
Frosty: --pot of tea...
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Josh: *Walks in the door ebhidn HArry, just back from a concert* What kind of "Seen" Neo? *grins*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Harry: *eyes grow even larger* Uhh---You can call Me harry, Ma'am
dreadpiratefrosty: Frosty: Yes sir... Harry... sir... And if you ever get the need to... you know... instead of masturbating with that wand...
Neo: *blushes and drags Frosty off down the hall and shuts them in her room*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Harry: *Just gets a "What?" look on his face*
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: *was in the corner reading a newspaper, now he's looking at everyone like they just caught on fire*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Lisa; *walks in* Guys, why did Neo just drag Frosty down the---*Stops in her tracks as she sights Harry..................Is now unconcius on the floor*
HArry: ..Oops...
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: ...I was just going to say: I know she's in here somewhere, but couldn't tell you what room. Just follow the moans. Now, I would suggest you just revive her. *suddenly in Harry's face* Tea? *goofy Mort-ish grin*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: harry: *His confused-but-yet-intregured grin* Yes sir, thank you
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: *hands him a cup of tea, that came from nowhere* You maybe could supply your own cream? *looking at Harry's crotch*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Harry: *Very confused-and-yet-still-confused look* ??
Lisa *Mumbles* mortiwannahaveyourbaby....
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: *starts back to the table, stops in tracks* ...Lisa, did you say that?
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Lisa; *In sleep* I wanna suck a hotdog!
Harry: *Brows furrow* He rlips aren't moveing...
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: *in a millisecond he's naked and on top of her*
Jake: *was still cowering in a corner, crawls very far away from them and under the table*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Harry: *Promtly puts his hands over his eyes* Sir, I think someone may be throwing their voice at her
Lisa; *Supposedly* OH MAN I'M A LITTLE TINEY HORNY HONEY!
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: Screw you. I mean Lisa. Screw Lisa. I mean... *starts on Lisa's clothes*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Lisa: *Moans and opens an eye*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Lisa: *grabs the nearest two things and covers JOhnny's parts...only tihng is, its scooter and you can pick the other cat*
dreadpiratefrosty: Berna: MEEEOW!!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Scooter: *Looks at Lisa as though to say "If yout hink I go after your hands a lot now, wait untill I get out of this per-dick-ament"*
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: CATS! CLAWS! MEEP!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Lisa; *switches Scooter with the new fat cat and pushes him in a closet. STand sup and bows to Harry* My aplogigies sir
dreadpiratefrosty: Frosty: *from down the bedroom* You're going to learn to obey me, Neo. *cackle*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: HArry: *Putting hands down* Harry...
Lisa: Sir Harry
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Both: *Look down the hallway at the door and get this identical "I don't wanan know" Look on their face*
dreadpiratefrosty: Jake: Why does everyone call him Sir? Did he get knighted? Knighting is cool!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Kira Knightly: YES I AM! *Cahses after Jake*
dreadpiratefrosty: Jake: I'm FREE! FREE I tell you! FREE to marry this woman! *snag*
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: ...
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Eowyn: OH NO YOU AINT! *Grabs Jake*
Frodo: *Missing*
Eowyn: *HOrny*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Harry&Lisa; *"REALLY I don't wanna know!"*
Lisa; tea?
Harry: Have some
LIsa; Hot Chocolate?
Harry: Yes Please
Lisa; Good *They walk to the kitchen*
dreadpiratefrosty: Jake: YES I AM! *smooches Ms. Knightly*
Aragorn: I LOOOOVE YOU EOWYN! I REALLY DO! I'm sorry about Arwen, we had Legolas assasinate her and then he got hanged for assasinating a royal subject. So I'm totally free of the women in my life. Except you. TAKE ME!
Frosty: *appears totally naked and with a switch* BAD DADDY! *whap whip whap*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Westeru: *wahps Aragorn* NO HE DIDN'T! *Has a arrow going through her head where she took Legolas' hit for him*
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: ..... O.O ???
Frosty: Oh... *disappears and switching is heard in the bedroom*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Westeru: I just so HAPPENED to have cut his noose and then someone decided to kill him th ol' fassioned way...
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Westeru: Damn elvish archery triditions
dreadpiratefrosty: Aragorn: *bleep* off Westeru before I have to *bleep* you too!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Westeru: *gets out two elvish daggers and points them at Joey and the Twins* Make Me
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Lisa; *Puts a sound-blocking charm on the kitchen*
dreadpiratefrosty: Aragorn: *pounce snog rape* Wait... *throws in Eowyn too*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: harry: thank you
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Westeru: *Nutterfies....*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Eoywn: FUCK OFF SHE'S AN ELF! *Is an undocumented racest*
Westeru: FUCK OFF YOUSELF YOU NINNY! I *KNOW* YOU HAD STUNT DOUBLES DO ALL YOUR WORK FOR YOU!
Eowyn: *Slaps Westeru*
Westeru: *Slugs Eowyn in the gut*
dreadpiratefrosty: Aragorn: LADIES!!! I'm horny, naughty and about to *bleep* Jake if you don't cooperate.
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Both: BE MY GUEST!
johnny&Mouse&David; *Get the cameras*
Eowyn: SHE HIT ME! I WANT MY MOMMA!
Westeru: YOU'RE GOING OUT THE SAME WAY YOUC AME IN WOMAN! *Shoves Eowyn up Recently departed Arwen's *Ahem*
Lisa: Care for MArshmellows?
dreadpiratefrosty: Jake: *runs off with his new girl and pelts Aragorn with condoms on the way out*
Aragorn: Thanks mate, I'll need about four of these for this one.
dreadpiratefrosty: Aragorn: OK THEN GIRLS! *looks around and grabs the nearest person... Josh*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Neo: NO YOU DON'T! *Whaps Aragorn with a lamp----shade*
dreadpiratefrosty: Aragorn: OH YES I DO BITCH! *shoves a used condom up Neo's right nostril*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Sephiroth clone 67: *Green skin, blazeing green eyes and his hair looks like something out of a hard rock band....Decides in his half-witted brain to join in and grabs Aragorn;s leg nd starts humping it*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Sephiroth&Seph1: *Both in the reading room reading*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Neo: OH YEAH!? *Shoves a Irish potatoe up Aragorn's asshole*
dreadpiratefrosty: Mini-me: *starts humping Neo's leg*
dreadpiratefrosty: Aragorn: OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Neo: *tries to shake Mini-me off and does something that looks like the Boot-scootin'-boogey*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Westeru: WHY WONT YOU FIT?! *Still trying to shove Eowyn up Arwen's *AHem**
dreadpiratefrosty: Aragorn: 'ERE SHE BLOWS!
Mort: Uh-oh! Get gas masks!
Aragorn: *farts the potatoe and it hits Gollum*
Gollum: *BLEEP* YOU WANKER!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Neo: GETITOFF! *Kicks Minime so hard that he not only flies off his leg but his head crams right up a newly-vacated Aragorn's ass*
dreadpiratefrosty: Aragorn: OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Mort: Get a shovel!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Lisa; I'll go see if it's safe yet *Looks out and see's a body emergeing out of Aragorn's arse, arms and legs flayling, with an errection. Although where the head is she has no idea...CLoses door*
Harry: Well?
Lisa: Tell me how your quidditch is going!
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: OH MY GOD HE JUST GAVE BIRTH OUT THE WRONG END!!!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Westeru: AND IT CAME FULLY CLOTHED! sHOES AND ALL!
dreadpiratefrosty: Puff: *gets hit by the "baby"*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Neo: LEMME SEE IF I CAN FIX THE WRONG END PART!*Starts hoving Mini-me on up Aragorn's ass, right on thorugh the....You know*
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: So if I do my wife that way, will she give birth to a fully clothed kid?
Shooter: You killed her and I ate her.
Mort: Damn you're freakier than ME!
Shooter: I am you.
Mort: Than I'll bang you and see if we give birth to a fully clothed Mini-Mort out the wrong end!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Westeru: *Gives up on what she's doing with Eowyn and instead decides to make Will Turner pull a Hannibal on her and EAT her!!!*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Sephiroth 67: *Decides to help Mort out with his woes. Stops the aragornleghump(tm) and flops on over to Mort, rgabs his Dong and pulls it so far back that he actually shoves it up Mort's ass!*
dreadpiratefrosty: Will Turner: *rips her pants off*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Eowyn: OH MY GOD HE'S GOING TO EAT ME FROM *THERE*?!?!? *Gets so scared she pee's herself...*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: *And consiquently squirts Will....TURNER!*
dreadpiratefrosty: Turner: I'm going to teach you the meaning of pleasure!!!
Jack: It's PAIN you dolt!
dreadpiratefrosty: Jack: And that wasn't rum!
dreadpiratefrosty: Turner: It was going in the other end *licks his face* Just been pasturized.
Jack: Don't you mean pleasureized?
Turner: It's pain you dolt.
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Westeru: *grabs Jack's *ahem* and uses it as a trumpet*
dreadpiratefrosty: Jack: YOU'RE BLOWIN' ME UP WOMAN!
Little Jack: *two feet long and growing like Aunt Marge*
Jack: POTTER!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Harry: ...? Did I just hear My name?
Lisa; *Looks out and see's the maddness has taken a sleezey movie turn* Uhh--Diffren't Posster...Uhh---He was taking about---*says first thing htat comes to mind* Dick Potter!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Tom: *Runs in yelling* SHE SCRUBBED MY WINKIIEEE!! *Winkie, by the way, is standing straight in front of him.....Don't look where he's going and runs right into Mort's bak, ramming winkie in the rear entrance, side by side with little mort&
dreadpiratefrosty: Little Harry: ME?
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Lisa; ....No....Uhh....I ment.......Uhhh.........*Belch* Potter!
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: TWINS??? I'M HAVING TWINS??
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Tom: *Still paying no attention and sstarts danceing around singing "SHE SCRUBBED MY WINKIE!"*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Lisa; *Pokes head back out, all the noise from the room flooding into the kitchen......quickly slams door* I think someone opened the wooden puzelbox...
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: Oh! Oh! Number 2 is a fighter just like daddy!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Westeru: *Wondering when she's going to get any sound out of this horn. Takes in a deep breath and BLOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Sephiroth Clone 67: Seeeefffiiirrrooofffff tttwwwooooooo goooooooooooodddd baaalllll plllaayyyeerrr *Tounge hanging out of side of mouth*
dreadpiratefrosty: Jack: *flies up in the air and Little Jack lets the air out like a balloon, along with something else*
Turner: IT'S RAINING!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Westeru: TASTES LIKE CREAM!! *Flie sup in the air and licks most of it up before it can even land*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Weird Al: *Walks through, playing a banjo, in Obi-Wan style clothes, singing about Anakin being a small fry and stuff*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Tom: *Doing something like a belly dance now ;) )
dreadpiratefrosty: Turner: *whacks Tom upside the head so hard he pees*
Mort: *feels something wet go down his leg* MY WATER BROKE!! DOCTOR ICHABOD!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Tom: *Does something else aside from peeing*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: ichabod: *Walks in, wearing red coreset, sees the chaos and faints, landing on Scooter which in turn yellls and zooms right up the whole in Mort's newly freed....Snoglesaussage*
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S TRIPLETS!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Scoocter: *Starts lickling around (He does like salad dressing maynayse...), digging his claws in so he wont fall down, claws of which go compleetly through the skin of Mr. SNogglesaussage*
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: AND THIS ONE BITES!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Lisa; *In the corner, rocking back and forth, mumbleing*
Harry: *Trying to comfort her as best he can*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Scooter: *Sprays....The spray going out the hole of course*
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: Ichabod! Quick! This one's placenta broke!
dreadpiratefrosty: Turner: *standing there looking at Mort like "What in the hell!?"
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Ichabod: *Manages to get to Mort and just eyes him....Scooter's blakc furry tail pokes out the end and he fiants agin*
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: ICHY! PUT IT BACK! IT ISN"T MINE! It has a .... TAIIIIIIL!!!!!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Darren: *Runs in out of hell and jumps on Mort and shoves his *Ahem* up Mort's *ahem* and starts humping!*
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: BLOOMS! BLOOMS UP THE *BLEEEP*!!! HELP!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Harry and Lisa: *Singing* Double, double, toil and trouble....Something wicked this way comes!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Darren: I'M GONNA BLLLOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Darren: *Can't even come right. It squits out his arse like he's a whale, soaking everyone*
dreadpiratefrosty: Mort: *klunk*
Turner: *klunk*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Westeru: *kunk*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Ichabody: *klunk*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Darren: *Looks at Mort whose klunked......Grins evillya nd starts snogging every inch of his face*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: Lisa's Grandad: *walks through*
Everyone: *FREEZE!*
Lisa's Grandad: *Walks to kitchen, gets some milk, walks out, not noticein a thing*
All: *Blink*
dreadpiratefrosty: Frosty: *comes out of the bedroom dressed like THIS http://www.kkwavefront.com/media/albums/movies/kingarthur/KY36-C474-029AR-B.jpg and riding Neo like a dog... er, like a kid getting a horsey ride... er... nm*
jedi_leethara_jinnobi: *Suddenly an ear-peirceing scream is heard fromt he kitchen. Sound slike someone's getting murderd in there!*
Line of the moment:
"I better leave before the car wash sprays me."
-Sephiroth (aka myself)