Rejected Facebook Groups
There is a community on Facebook called "Hillary Clinton Should Stop Running For President And Make Me A Sandwich". Hilarious but completely fucken wrong. Which, of course, is the joke. I couldn't find any similar communities for the other cantidates, so I've made my own list:
Mitt Romney Needs To Stop Running For President And Unchain His Dog From The Roof
Rudy Guliani Needs To Stop Running For President And Put On That Dress I Like So Much
Fred Thompson Needs To Stop Running For President So I Can Get My Law & Order Fix
Christopher Dodd Needs To Stop Running For President And...Wait, Who The Fuck Is Christopher Dodd?
Dennis Kucinich Needs To Stop Running For President And Make Me Some More Of Those Delicious EL Fudge Cookies
John McCain Needs To Stop Running For President And Kill Him Some Gooks
Uncle Tom, I Mean Alan Keyes Needs To Stop Running For President. He's An Embarrassment.
Mike Huckabee Needs To Stop Running For President Because Statistically, On A List Of Five Republicans, At Least One Is Involved In Some Sort Of Depraved Sexual Scandal Involving Male Prostitutes, Congressional Pages, Police Officers Taking Craps In Airports, Dogs Or Recreational Drugs, And There Are Already Four Other Republicans On This List, Aren't There Mr. Huckabee?
Barack Obama Needs To Stop Running For President And Pick Me Some Cotton
Mitt Romney Needs To Stop Running For President And Unchain His Dog From The Roof
Rudy Guliani Needs To Stop Running For President And Put On That Dress I Like So Much
Fred Thompson Needs To Stop Running For President So I Can Get My Law & Order Fix
Christopher Dodd Needs To Stop Running For President And...Wait, Who The Fuck Is Christopher Dodd?
Dennis Kucinich Needs To Stop Running For President And Make Me Some More Of Those Delicious EL Fudge Cookies
John McCain Needs To Stop Running For President And Kill Him Some Gooks
Uncle Tom, I Mean Alan Keyes Needs To Stop Running For President. He's An Embarrassment.
Mike Huckabee Needs To Stop Running For President Because Statistically, On A List Of Five Republicans, At Least One Is Involved In Some Sort Of Depraved Sexual Scandal Involving Male Prostitutes, Congressional Pages, Police Officers Taking Craps In Airports, Dogs Or Recreational Drugs, And There Are Already Four Other Republicans On This List, Aren't There Mr. Huckabee?
Barack Obama Needs To Stop Running For President And Pick Me Some Cotton