Moving?

Aug 27, 2007 17:24

Crazy racist landlady. Non-bill paying, chickenshit, terrible music listening to, drug addicted roommate. The mice have returned. The barely functioning coin-op washer and dryer have each gone up by about a dollar. Other tenants have been evicted, and there may be a discrimination suit in my landlady's near future.

These are all unnecessary stresses. So. It appears as though, if everything goes through, two people I've briefly lived with, and one of their imaginary friends, and I are getting a new apartment. Just renovated. Marble floors. Two floors. New stainless steel kitchen appliances. Living room. Washer and dryer in the apartment. New washer and dryer. No coins. Just a washer and dryer. The landlady appears to be a normal, working woman. Her husband is the guy who renovates the place. He does not want a surrogate family to cook dinners for or molest. Also, it's $125 a month cheaper than the racist rathole. And the landlady loves us.

If we get this apartment, I will be happier than a bulimic in a finger factory.

moving, roommates, landlords

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