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[inquisitive_kit]

Yuuji-sama, let's go shopping! I saw an awesome new set of lingerie I bet Koharu-sama would love in the village a few days ago when I was stocking up supplies. ^________^

Comments

[awedprowess]

Are you truly picking out underwear for your master's boyfriend, Tachibana-kun? Some would deam it ill appropriate for you to be picturing such activities.

[inquisitive_kit]

A good butler always keeps in mind his lord and said lord's affections for given people, and employs that knowledge when lucky enough to discover the location of a treasure his lord's beloved will find endearing.

If it affects your delicate sensibilities so adversely then, please, delude yourself into believing it is nothing more than a diamond necklace or a dozen roses.

[clothes_box]

Are you bugging my butler again?

You really do need to expand your fetish horizons beyond insulting butlers you want Atobe.

[awedprowess]

I was merely making an observation, Hitouji-kun. Do keep your clothes on.

[inquisitive_kit]

Lord Asstobe, please refrain from speaking to my master so disrespectfully.

[awedprowess]

A cheap shot, Tachibana-kun, I had hoped you capable of doing so much better.

[inquisitive_kit]

A legit typo, my lord, I assure you.

[awedprowess]

How incredibly careless of you. I do hope you are not so pathetic at all your tasks.

[inquisitive_kit]

Only the inconsequential like you.

[awedprowess]

You believe your behaviour towards me has no consequence? You are a slow learner indeed, Tachibana-kun.

[inquisitive_kit]

I believe you are of no consequence, my lord.

[awedprowess]

There is no need to insult yourself so. Low though you are, I am prepared to acknowledge you on occasion. You do not need to think the difference between us so great that our actions will not affect the other.

[inquisitive_kit]

My lord, you are deliberately misunderstanding and seeking to draw attention from the fact that I consider your existence lower than any other life form on Earth and thus of no importance to me.

[awedprowess]

Your denial is adorable.

[inquisitive_kit]

I am quite adorable, yes, but not because of some nonexistent denial your very real delusions create to make your life worth waking to each morning.

[awedprowess]

Sweetling, with a silver tongue such as yours, what is there not to look forward to in waking each morning?