Oficial letter to Mr Obama

May 08, 2008 22:03

May 8 2008
Senator Barack Obama

Obama for America
P.O. Box 8102
Chicago, IL 60680

Dear Senator Obama,

It has been an honor competing with you for the Presidential nomination for our party in this historic race.

However, you apparently did not receive the memo I sent to all candidates at the beginning of this race so please allow me to reiterate what was contained in it.

I'M OWED THE PRESIDENCY! IT'S MINE! MINE-MINE-MINE! STOP TRYING TO STEAL WHAT RIGHTFULLY BELONGS TO ME!

Being an altruistic person, I strongly urge you to use your magic powers to make the DNC do what I want and count MI and FL votes so they are not disenfranchised and can reduce the amount of popular votes you lead me by.

I ask this selflessly, as someone who only wants the best for the people of MI and FL who want me to be the nominee.

If you respect democracy, I call upon you to join me in withdrawing it from Blacks, gays, Red states, caucus states, liberal activists, college graduates and the majority of Democratic voters nationally so it may be poured exclusively into MI and FL.

I hope you will take this opportunity to display your patriotism...which I hear others have questioned with good reason though I'm not saying you are unpatriotic and have to prove it. Nope, not at all. Not even a little bit. Really. To the best of my knowledge.

Sincerely ,

Hillary Rodham Clinton
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