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[inpseudonym]

Man, I'm glad I decided to invest all that money in Puerto Rican rum and wooden arrows a few years back. Screw you middle america, let the good times roll!

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[hunter_burgess]

Dammit, I just invested in the wooden arrows. Curse my lack of foresight on the Puerto Rican rum front.

[inpseudonym]

I have some nice cheap stock available in american Samoa if you're interested.