Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I bought porn for
xbot (-10 points). In September I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last week I helped
skeletal13 hide a body (-173 points). Last Monday I helped
guttermuffin see the light (8 points). Last Friday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).
Overall, I've been nice (544 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
inpseudonym