Our night.

[inoverdrive]

One Frizzling January night back in 2006 I recall it was January 6th actaully I called Kristen to see whats the matter. I thought I dailed the wrong number because to my suprise a very transexual voice anwsered and said it was some sex hot line I was startled but then relized it was just Kevin being Kevin I talked to Kristen and she said she was near my house all of a sudden she was in front of my house I walked outside because she wanted to come play what ever that means I was rocking out my pj's we got in the car and a BIG crisis happen there were no condoms in the car how the hell were there no condoms in the car I have no clue its a fucking mystery man A FUCKING MYSTERY Kristen wanted to be a safe little girl so she called my mother and told her she was going to KIDNAP ME! and we drove off into the stars and into the parking lot of lovely stop & shop why was I with them? I have no idea maybe its because I have a burning passionant love for them? Probably but anyways Kristen was at her stoner moment and wanted to make somers so we got it all of a sudden I saw a fimaler face it was DANE! dun dun dun! Kristen ran away and we left out of sight or thats what I thought.... Then I saw DJ dun dun dun dun! Now boys and Girls keep in mind what I was near a crazy girl with a box of condoms... studded ones to be exact...hershy bar... marshmellows....a lighter....and gramcrackers....After my farewell we checked out and the old lady that checked us out was all bugging out then I decided to be the smart one and go out the other door was I smart? HELL NO! My mom was write there dun dun dun dun dun dun! I gave kristen the bag and she ran away then Kristen had a smart idea and thought it would be funny to rum them over or scare them so thats what we did! We were right behind them following them in the car stalking them like a hawk man a fucking hawk! Then we came back to my lovely street and what do we see them stalking us oh yes the table has turned and the arrow is pointing to us! Then they left cuz the suck monkey balls. then I left because kevin was rapeing kristen but not really because you cant rape the willing but no one needs to no about that....

The story of our night- written by Kristen.