[chap] Texting 01 (random)

[yue_akuma]

Texting 01
Correction status: ~80%
Author(s) : yue_akuma
Pairing : Maru/Baru, Yoko/Maru/Baru & eventually implied Maru/Tacchon and Yoko/Hina
Rating : PG-16. or something.
Genre : crack / lol / not serious.
Warnings : bad words, gasp! Mentions of sex, blowjobs, etc...
Disclaimer : I own the laptop used to write this.

Summary : Maru is boooooored~!

Notes : About 3 years ago, I was spending my time writing chatrooms!fics on Kingdom Hearts II. I happened to read them again today and thought "Well, why not?". So have some Kanjani texting.



Ryu-HEY! message to Johnny Ohkura
010-xxxx-xxxx - 7/22 - 0:15 a.m.

Tatsu~<3 I’m bored! Entertain me! :D

Johnny Ohkura reply to Ryu-HEY!
010-xxxx-xxxx - 7/22 - 0:19 a.m.

Maru-chaaaaaan, you woke me up! Go to sleep already! D:

Ryu-HEY! message to Yoko45
010-xxxx-xxxx - 7/22 - 0:26 a.m.

Yuuchiiiiin~ I’m bored and Tatsu doesn’t want to entertain me! :((((

Yoko45 reply to Ryu-HEY!
010-xxxx-xxxx - 7/22 - 0:30 a.m.

wait a minute, am kicking Subaru’s ass at a game

ShibuShibu message to Ryu-HEY!
010-xxxx-xxxx - 7/22 - 0:36 a.m.

Keep on bothering Yoko! I want to win!!!

Ryu-HEY! reply to ShibuShibu
010-xxxx-xxxx - 7/22 - 0:37 a.m.

What will you give me if I do? :3

ShibuShibu reply to Ryu-HEY!
010-xxxx-xxxx - 7/22 - 0:39 a.m.

You, me, a bed, lots of lube and toys. Deal? ;D

Ryu-HEY! reply to ShibuShibu
010-xxxx-xxxx - 7/22 - 0:41 a.m.

I’ll keep on texting Yuuchin while coming to your place! ^___^

ShibuShibu reply to Ryu-HEY!
010-xxxx-xxxx - 7/22 - 0:42 a.m.

Good boy! <3

Ryu-HEY! message to Yoko45
010-xxxx-xxxx - 7/22 - 0:45 a.m.

So I heard you sucked Shin-chan after Recomen yesterday? >:]

Yoko45 reply to Ryu-HEY!
010-xxxx-xxxx - 7/22 - 0:46 a.m.

qlwjbnlqhbe WHAT?? i didn’t do anything! nothing happened! no one sucked no one in the restroom, okay? who told you that anyway???

Ryu-HEY! reply to Yoko45
010-xxxx-xxxx - 7/22 - 0:48 a.m.

No one, but seeing your reaction… ^o~

Yoko45 reply to Ryu-HEY!
010-xxxx-xxxx - 7/22 - 0:52 a.m.

I hate you. and i lost the game. joining you and Subaru for the fun times.

Ryu-HEY! message to ShibuShibu, Yoko45
010-xxxx-xxxx - 7/22 - 0:57 a.m.

Guys, you’re the BEST! \^____^/

.TBC.

So, shall I continue, yes/no?

...sick MD is sick. ç__ç