wow Three 6 Mafia... what a disappointment! "who here has oxycontin, we really need to buy some after the show"
after that disaster, sam and annie and i went to some party in Orange. not gonna lie, i got majorly plastered. i've come to a few realizations when i'm drunk.. i tend to push and hit guys a lot, and i stereotype incessantly. i met my first Tibetan person, ever, and i kept asking if he meditates, does yoga, and/or wears a lot of orange. i also met a Jew (a rarity! i LOVE Jews) and vaguely remember stressing how unbelievably rich he was going to be in the future.
the next day, Faint/Ladytron which i've been anticipating for months. i've been to many a show in my life, but after seeing The Faint yesterday for the second time, i realized i have much to learn and remember. things i should keep in mind for future boisterous events:
- bring absolutely nothing.. nothing. well, bring your ticket and your car KEY (not keys) and stick them in a secure bodily crevice of your choice. "keep it secret, keep it safe."
- i lied, make sure to bring your bitchy attitude, too. you'll need it to keep pushy assholes BEHIND you. "YOU. SHALL. NOT. PASS." wriggling your way to the front is a mortal sin.. unless you're slick at it like me.
- get a pair of Doc Martens and dub them "show shoes". i wish i had a lord of the rings reference for this one.
- wear cotton everything. i made the mistake of wearing synthetic materials last night, and i am surprised i didn't come home with a yeast infection.
- SIDE PONYTAIL SIDE PONYTAIL SIDE PONYTAIL
- on the note of hair, if you plan on rocking out extra hard, please make sure to shampoo that morning. dirty scalp aromas greatly intensify during rowdiness.
- contacts, never glasses. unless you install mini windshield-wipers to the lenses due to the effects of a combination of fog machines and ultra-hot steam emitting from your eyeballs.
- don't wear diamond studs, because all you'll do is get them ripped out of your lobes. RIP my diamond studs.
- prepare to get groped.
- i have nothing for #10.
all-in-all, it was still an amazing show per usual. love the faint 4ever, don't care wat u say.
ps. poor Ladytron.. they were not as amazing last night. but that's because Velocifero sucked! they did play Seventeen, though, which brought me straight back to high school.
pps. mickie is shedding like crazy -_-