May 04, 2006 16:55
I went to the doctor today to try to fix some of my allergy problems. He prescribed a steroid, which has the following side-effects:
- inappropriate happiness
- bulging eyes
- increased hair growth
- changes in the way fat is spread around the body
- insomnia
I'm imagining a lumpy, wild-haired, bug-eyed Elisabeth jumping around (Spiker style) at 3 in the morning while laughing manically and perhaps drooling, for good measure.