Random Sewage-y Generalizations Spewed by The Exhiled One...
On women and cats:
"Women are like cats. They like your company only when they feel like it. Additionally, they can be tender and let you love them, but they can also viciously scratch up your hands."
"So what are men?"
"Men are like dogs. Some can be wise and dependable, but most just slobber and sh*t all over the place..."
On myself:
"My personality is a lot like water. It tends to go with the flow and stay fluid rather than become rock-like and rigid. You cannot break water with a hammer, but the brick you can. When the pressure is increased, it goes faster. When depression sets in, it becomes withdrawn and iced over, frozen motionless. But warmth can always melt and make it flow again. When it becomes too angry or stressed, it evaporates like steam, and through humiliation, is chilled and brought back down to earth again. No matter how steep the angle, or how sharp the rocks, it agilely splashes around obstacles. But left on flat, motionless ground, it stagnates."
On life:
"I have plenty of curry sauce, but I'm out of nan..."
"Women are like cats. They like your company only when they feel like it. Additionally, they can be tender and let you love them, but they can also viciously scratch up your hands."
"So what are men?"
"Men are like dogs. Some can be wise and dependable, but most just slobber and sh*t all over the place..."
On myself:
"My personality is a lot like water. It tends to go with the flow and stay fluid rather than become rock-like and rigid. You cannot break water with a hammer, but the brick you can. When the pressure is increased, it goes faster. When depression sets in, it becomes withdrawn and iced over, frozen motionless. But warmth can always melt and make it flow again. When it becomes too angry or stressed, it evaporates like steam, and through humiliation, is chilled and brought back down to earth again. No matter how steep the angle, or how sharp the rocks, it agilely splashes around obstacles. But left on flat, motionless ground, it stagnates."
On life:
"I have plenty of curry sauce, but I'm out of nan..."