Old Stuff
Just because some of you wanted to see it again...
Recently, it has been brought to my attention by one of my shinobi mist cats that nobody knows what the h*ll I mean when I use one of the codes from the Technical Math Department. To clear up all confusion, here is the official 2002 list of operations codes:
TECHNICAL MATH EMERGENCY OPERATIONS CODE LIST
PLAN A - Initiate original mission.
PLAN B - Situation hopeless. Kill everyone.
PLAN C - Situation hopeless but PLAN B not possible/advantageous. Run like a b*tch.
PLAN D - Incoming solid/liquid projectile(s). Duck.
PLAN E - More information concerning objective required. Obtain a quick edumacation.
PLAN F - Enemy forces (may) suspect your actions. Play as if you are stupid.
PLAN G - Disguise yourself as a gangster. Deployment of the Ghettoblaster is now authorized.
PLAN H - (This one is apparently left over from the 60's) F*ck everyone.
PLAN I - Need for instant flame access. Detonate sun.
PLAN J - Need for a diversion exists. Tell an incomprehensible joke.
PLAN K - Need for immediate escape. Kick other person in genital area.
PLAN L - Disguise yourself as a cat. Licking is authorized.#
PLAN LL - Pretend Spanish is your only understood language.
PLAN M - Land mine(s) have been manually detected. Do not lift foot.
PLAN N - Need for instant cold access. Cover surrounding area with N2.
PLAN O - Need for a instant weapon of mass destruction. Dig a hole.
PLAN P - Disguise yourself as a pimp. B*tch smacking of the enemy is now authorized.
PLAN Q - Special scenario. Proceed to ask stupid questions until physically restrained.
PLAN R - Special scenario. Destroy all physical property in sight.
PLAN S - Special scenario. Sterilize everyone. (Neuter and/or spay).
PLAN T - Special scenario. Induce vomiting in everyone.
PLAN U - Special scenario. Sing U-2 songs for exactly 15 minutes.
PLAN V - Immediate extrication is required. Take nearest land vehicle airborne.
PLAN W - Disguise yourself as a member of a boy band. Amp blowing is authorized.
PLAN X - Unleash (insert current super weapon here) for usage.
PLAN Y - Original mission has become unusable/forgotten. Ad-lib new mission.
PLAN Z - Disengage all mission objectives and walk away like you have nothing to do with anything.
(# generally applies to shinobi kittens)
The above code list is considered classified. No copies may be made, except for plagiarism on crappy class reports.
It's TeChNiCaL mAtH!!!
Recently, it has been brought to my attention by one of my shinobi mist cats that nobody knows what the h*ll I mean when I use one of the codes from the Technical Math Department. To clear up all confusion, here is the official 2002 list of operations codes:
TECHNICAL MATH EMERGENCY OPERATIONS CODE LIST
PLAN A - Initiate original mission.
PLAN B - Situation hopeless. Kill everyone.
PLAN C - Situation hopeless but PLAN B not possible/advantageous. Run like a b*tch.
PLAN D - Incoming solid/liquid projectile(s). Duck.
PLAN E - More information concerning objective required. Obtain a quick edumacation.
PLAN F - Enemy forces (may) suspect your actions. Play as if you are stupid.
PLAN G - Disguise yourself as a gangster. Deployment of the Ghettoblaster is now authorized.
PLAN H - (This one is apparently left over from the 60's) F*ck everyone.
PLAN I - Need for instant flame access. Detonate sun.
PLAN J - Need for a diversion exists. Tell an incomprehensible joke.
PLAN K - Need for immediate escape. Kick other person in genital area.
PLAN L - Disguise yourself as a cat. Licking is authorized.#
PLAN LL - Pretend Spanish is your only understood language.
PLAN M - Land mine(s) have been manually detected. Do not lift foot.
PLAN N - Need for instant cold access. Cover surrounding area with N2.
PLAN O - Need for a instant weapon of mass destruction. Dig a hole.
PLAN P - Disguise yourself as a pimp. B*tch smacking of the enemy is now authorized.
PLAN Q - Special scenario. Proceed to ask stupid questions until physically restrained.
PLAN R - Special scenario. Destroy all physical property in sight.
PLAN S - Special scenario. Sterilize everyone. (Neuter and/or spay).
PLAN T - Special scenario. Induce vomiting in everyone.
PLAN U - Special scenario. Sing U-2 songs for exactly 15 minutes.
PLAN V - Immediate extrication is required. Take nearest land vehicle airborne.
PLAN W - Disguise yourself as a member of a boy band. Amp blowing is authorized.
PLAN X - Unleash (insert current super weapon here) for usage.
PLAN Y - Original mission has become unusable/forgotten. Ad-lib new mission.
PLAN Z - Disengage all mission objectives and walk away like you have nothing to do with anything.
(# generally applies to shinobi kittens)
The above code list is considered classified. No copies may be made, except for plagiarism on crappy class reports.
It's TeChNiCaL mAtH!!!