Oh my god you guys.
I have discovered the absolute love that is .... Alphonse and Lt. Armstrong.
His metal shimmers, his body shimmers, THEY'RE A MATCH MADE IN GLITTERY HEAVEN!!!
THEY COULD BE CULLENS TOGETHER!
I MEAN.. LT. ARMSTRONG COULD POLISH AL ALL SLOW AND SEXUALLY, AND THEN HE COULD SPARKLE AND SEE HIMSELF IN AL'S ARMOR AT THE SAME TIME.
Fucking match. I love it, time to go read some sexy metal masturbation fics at fanfiction.net
......This was a dare btw. LOL, cullens.
starnotes: lmfao, uh... choose a character or pairing that you absolutely hate (or one that you just have no interest in. idk can you tell that I'm just... no good at this ;;).
Make a post about how you're ~OMG SO IN LOOOOOVE WITH THEM~ and how hot/sexy/cute/whatever that character/pairing is. It's up to you how convincing you want to make it sound, 8)