billy's day at the grocery store

[innosentlilally]

Billy had to go the grocery store, because his damn mom said that he didn’t spend enough time with his step-dad. It might not have been so bad if Tyrone hadn’t made him shot up before they left. Now his step-dad was dragging him through isles and isles of freakish looking food that had weird looking teeth, and kept telling him to put his hand in there mouth. Billy couldn’t take much more of this so he ran until he bumped into this giant man with a fake toupee. The man politely asked where the boy was going, in which Billy made no reply. This upset the man so that the giant vein in is forehead throbbed, and the sweat shimmered off his fat head, exposing all of his chins. Tyrone told Billy to run, but he was so entranced by the mans vein that seemed to be 5 times larger than a lead pipe, that he couldn’t move. The man grabbed him and brought him to the juice isle. The fat man then grabbed a giant bottle of apple juice and beat him to what he thought was death. Luckily Tyrone had some magical “medicine” in his bum and gave it to Billy. Billy jumped up and grabbed a large thing of salami and shoved it up the man’s ass until it came out his throat. Wow it was a real mess, apparently that wasn’t the best revenge tactic, Billy could see traces of the mans lipid that had come out of his stomach. All was good again, he even had yummy apple juice all over him that he could lick off, and in a way the man did do one good thing. He made Billy his very own cup holder in his head. Billy skipped out of the grocery store with Tyrone and into the sunset, to have yet another adventure.

There are two morals here

1st moral: don’t piss off fat men in a grocery store…Jesus Christ just don’t do it…unless you have a death wish

2nd Moral: Apple juice is good, and should never be used for violence, otherwise bad things will happen to you. Like having a salami shoved up your behind.