sartorially incompetent

[innocent_lex]

At least, I hope that's all it is. I seem to be incapable of buying trousers that fit for more than a few weeks. Unless it's possible I'm now a couple of inches shorter than I used to be. Please tell me that's not it.

*sigh*

I know I don't usually care about this stuff but I've nearly gone headlong down the stairs a few times today because of flappy, too long trews. Maybe it's the washing machine. Maybe I sat in the bath too long. Maybe it's a curse by a pissed off unicorn.