Just for laughs....
Letter to Dad
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed
was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope
propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad"
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the
letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom
and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so
nice-even with all her piercing's, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes.
But , it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that
we will be very happy. Even though you don't care for her as she is so much
older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a st! ack
of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with
me and that's now one of my dreams too. Joan taught me that marijuana
doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and for
trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to
know your grandchildren.
Your son, John
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my
report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it
is safe for me to come home.
By the way....i know some people haven't done what i asked in my previous entry....get to it, and a thank you do those who have :) Hehe
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed
was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope
propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad"
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the
letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom
and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so
nice-even with all her piercing's, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes.
But , it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that
we will be very happy. Even though you don't care for her as she is so much
older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a st! ack
of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with
me and that's now one of my dreams too. Joan taught me that marijuana
doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and for
trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to
know your grandchildren.
Your son, John
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my
report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it
is safe for me to come home.
By the way....i know some people haven't done what i asked in my previous entry....get to it, and a thank you do those who have :) Hehe