Election Texts - Post Yours!
Because I swear I've been seeing some good ones!
- Make sure you carry plenty of water because there will be a lot of salty crackers out there!
- 80 slabs of ribs: $500
20 gallons of koolaid: $50
first cookout at the white house...
PRICELESS
- They have a sign up sheet for who can help Bush pack his shit up and gtf out the white house Nov 5th. I put us down for the 3-7 shift.
- Morning! How does it feel to wake up and have somebody on the way to the white house that looks like US!?!??!
- They didn't want to give us 40 acres & a mule so dammit we will take 50 states & a white house!!!
- Emergency crew needed to paint the white house black this Saturday...can you volunteer?
C'mon people...post your BEST Election Texts. I was cracking up last night as my phone was FLOODED with texts as the electorial count went on.
- Make sure you carry plenty of water because there will be a lot of salty crackers out there!
- 80 slabs of ribs: $500
20 gallons of koolaid: $50
first cookout at the white house...
PRICELESS
- They have a sign up sheet for who can help Bush pack his shit up and gtf out the white house Nov 5th. I put us down for the 3-7 shift.
- Morning! How does it feel to wake up and have somebody on the way to the white house that looks like US!?!??!
- They didn't want to give us 40 acres & a mule so dammit we will take 50 states & a white house!!!
- Emergency crew needed to paint the white house black this Saturday...can you volunteer?
C'mon people...post your BEST Election Texts. I was cracking up last night as my phone was FLOODED with texts as the electorial count went on.