Interpersonal skills, learn you some!
Dear Mr. Ed,
Accusing me repeatedly of having a hangover after I told you I banged my head between two barrels yesterday does not endear me to you, especailly when I'm on painkillers and still feel nauseous and faint.
Surprisingly enough neither does insinuating I'm sleeping with a) my female boss (who has a partner) b) a co-worker I get on rather well with who happens to be one of my old uni-demonstrators. In fact quit insinuating I'm sleeping with anyone at work - even if I am (which I'm not, even though there are guys I like) - again even if I am that is absolutely none of your friggin' business.
Kindly quit insinuating I do less work than you; especially when I'm stressed out of my mind trying to do the work of 2 people because my "lab manager" refuses to do labwork on nightshift. I do not have the time to get done what I have to, let alone vacumn the floors - inscribing "clean me" in the dirt with a broom? Nice :P
And after all this? Please for the love of God stop trying to hold "normal" conversations with me about the origin of my family name - I'm on the verge of asking the other guys to hold you down while I thrash the shit out of you!!!!
No Love. Me.
And as if the above isn't annoying enough I'd be willing to bet, what with the less than subtle jibes about boyfriends and whatnot, that this complete twat actually thinks this is some kind of peverse flirting game we have going on. Ummmmm NO!
"You are 25, and we're no longer in 3rd grade, how about you try treating me with respect if you want me to like you?"
Sorry about the rant guys, but it's been a really shit day. It was shaping up pretty bad at 7am when I walked in, but this dude's bullshit just put the cherry on the cake.
I need a hug.