that's a joke . . . right?
My dad is sitting on my couch, watching 60 Minutes, and a commercial just came on. Youngish guy (whom I should clearly recognize) looks out at the camera and says, "This holiday season, do you want to do something special for the woman in your life? Schedule her for a pap smear. Show you care, by giving her the gift even Santa can't give." Then a "cbscares" logo comes on - CBS cares, clearly, but of course I read it as CB Scares. Certainly, I am scarred for life. Yeah, I totally want my man scheduling my pap smears; I would totally rock his world after that.
ETA: He didn't say "the woman in your life" - he said "your woman." GROOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
ETA: He didn't say "the woman in your life" - he said "your woman." GROOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.