Dec 25, 2005 00:24
1. IF YOU COULD BUILD A SECOND HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE? Well i'd have to build a first house before i could build a second.
2. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLES OF CLOTHING? Sarcasm
3. WHAT IS THE LAST CD YOU BOUGHT? people still do that
4. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? no time, you'd have to wake up in the morning to have a time that you wake up in the morning at
5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE? the lemon zester
6. IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I do, its called a sax.
7. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? Blue
8. WHICH VEHICLE DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR, MOTORCYCLE OR SUV? I would theif my fathers Harley and leave this planet before he killed me.
9. DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE AFTER LIFE? I beleive in "an AFTERLIFE, a life after high school.
10. FAVORITE TV SHOW? Worst question ever. the Simpsons
11. WHAT IS YOU FAVORITE SEASON? the 7th season of the simpsons
12. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT? Don't plan on getting one
13. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPERPOWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Omnipathic and omnikinetic powers. In fact screw that, I'd be omniomni.
14. CAN YOU JUGGLE? Yes i frequently juggle my school home and social life. LOL. No I'm just shitting you, you need to be juggling 2 things for it to be considered juggling.
15. ONE PERSON FROM YOUR PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO: Myself 10 minutes ago, i'd ask myself why im doing this.
16. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED? Need a bed to have something under it.
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DAY? Kitilsday. Too bad its already over though.
18. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SUSHI OR HAMBURGER? Its more of a question as to whether i prefer intestinal parasite or mad cow.
19. WHO'S GOING TO RESPOND FIRST? the website. That what it will be for everyone, you know, "Successfully posted".
20. WHO'S THE LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Santa Claus and a smart blonde. Non of them exist after all.
21. WHO DID YOU RECEIVE THIS FROM? Miss Cool Cat Martina
22. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FLOWER? The one that causes the people you hate to break out in an allergic reaction.
23. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MEAL? The one that doesn't suck, or escargot.
24. WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY? The day I was born. Jeez, you'd think such a question wouldn't need to be asked.
25. DESCRIBE YOUR HOME IN ONE WORD? Earth
26. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST? Crime never relaxes, not even to break fast.
27. WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION? A chair in front of the computer.
28. WHAT IS YOUR DREAM JOB? Proffessor in sarcastology with a major in cynicism and a minor in vestigial sense of corruption.
29. WHEN DO YOU PLAN TO RETIRE? When my tires wear out on the Harley, that probably won't happen though since thats when my dad will catch up and kill me.
30. WHERE DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER? I was born with it, I've tried to get rid of it honest. Shut up, its my turn to answer one. Get the hell lost. Can't you find your own body to infest. I'm not a freakin parasite I'm a personality.
Basically I'm at home alone on xmas eve with nothing to do but play my saxophone. Of course since technically its now xmas i should be opening my presents.