In the car last night
"Mum, if you are in pain, do you scream or do you shout?"
"Well, that depends. Some people scream, some people shout, and some people say nothing."
"Like give me an example."
"Okay. When I was making you, I was in alot of pain but I didn't make a sound."
"So did it hurt when the doctor opened up your belly and took me out?"
"You didn't come out of my belly, silly."
"I didn't?!"
"Nope."
"Well....where else would I come out?"
"You came out through my vagina."
"YOUR WHAT?!"
"My vagina."
"No way! I did NOT come out of your vagina!! No way!"
"Well, you did. Live with it."
"I...I....I...you're not being serious."
"I am."
"Let's not talk about this anymore."
"Okay. Want some KFC?"
"Are you kidding me?! Who can eat at a time like this?!"
"You know, it's not that bad. It could have been worse."
"WHAT?! What could be worse than finding out you came out of your mother's vagina?"
"....well, you have a point there."
"Oh my god. I am never talking about this ever in life again. AND DON'T TELL ANYONE EITHER. okay?"
"Nick...most of us come out of our mother's vagina."
"What do you mean, most?"
"Well sometimes for life-saving reasons, a doctor would take the baby out of an incision in the mothers belly and into her womb."
"Why didn't you do that? I could live with that."
"Because I wanted to have you naturally."
"You always make these weird decisions. No one asked me on this. I would have said, 'take me through the stomach so I don't get grossed out at 5 hearing I came out of my mothers vagina'."
"Get over it."
"Fine."
"Well, that depends. Some people scream, some people shout, and some people say nothing."
"Like give me an example."
"Okay. When I was making you, I was in alot of pain but I didn't make a sound."
"So did it hurt when the doctor opened up your belly and took me out?"
"You didn't come out of my belly, silly."
"I didn't?!"
"Nope."
"Well....where else would I come out?"
"You came out through my vagina."
"YOUR WHAT?!"
"My vagina."
"No way! I did NOT come out of your vagina!! No way!"
"Well, you did. Live with it."
"I...I....I...you're not being serious."
"I am."
"Let's not talk about this anymore."
"Okay. Want some KFC?"
"Are you kidding me?! Who can eat at a time like this?!"
"You know, it's not that bad. It could have been worse."
"WHAT?! What could be worse than finding out you came out of your mother's vagina?"
"....well, you have a point there."
"Oh my god. I am never talking about this ever in life again. AND DON'T TELL ANYONE EITHER. okay?"
"Nick...most of us come out of our mother's vagina."
"What do you mean, most?"
"Well sometimes for life-saving reasons, a doctor would take the baby out of an incision in the mothers belly and into her womb."
"Why didn't you do that? I could live with that."
"Because I wanted to have you naturally."
"You always make these weird decisions. No one asked me on this. I would have said, 'take me through the stomach so I don't get grossed out at 5 hearing I came out of my mothers vagina'."
"Get over it."
"Fine."