I hardly think this counts as fic

[innerbrat]

- because it was so freaking fun, but
in_the_blue posted a writing challenge of what if your canon had Twitter?

If you're not used to Twitter; it makes more sense if you read it from the bottom up.

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  DarkVengeance I'm in Star City!
  Less than 5 seconds ago
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  MomsFishnets @green_arrow472 but I don't hate my iPhone!
  1 minute ago
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  green_arrow472 @MomsFishnets why do you have one anyway? You hate computers!
  5 minutes ago
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  DarkVengeance OMGWTF U guiz what did I miss? Am I going to Star City?
  5 minutes ago
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  green_arrow472 And I don't need any age jokes, either.
  10 minutes ago
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  green_arrow472 momsfishnets green_arrow was. I just typed in random numbers.
  12 minutes ago
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  MomsFishnets @green_arrow472 nice username. 1 thru 471 already taken? Or is that your age?
  12 minutes ago
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  green_arrow472 have signed up for Twitter
  13 minutes ago
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  2Speedy4U @MomsFishnets I'm not really awake! Busy night crimefighting totally crimefighting, in conclusion crimefighting.) Sleep now!
  20 minutes ago
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  MomsFishnets @2Speedy4U What time is it over there?
  21 minutes ago
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  2Speedy4U OMG LONDON ROCKS
  25 minutes ago
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  arsenalnomore @theartofthebow Hey, Buddy! How's it going?
  27 minutes ago
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  MomsFishnets @Rollingthunder @crossbowjustice oh HA HA you guys
  27 minutes ago
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  MomsFishnets @theartofthebow Good to see you
  26 minutes ago
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  theartofthebow Apparently I have a Twitter account. Now I have to try and remember who you all are.
  27 minutes ago
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  Rollingthunder @crossbowjustice This might be the most important mission yet. Tell @DarkVengeance she's needed!
  28 minutes ago
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  crossbowjustice @Rollingthunder This is urgent! We need to get food to Star City pronto!
  28 minutes ago
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  Rollingthunder @MomsFishnets wait, wait! There's no need for drastic action! I can get a takeout delivered to you! DON'T TOUCH THE PANS.
  29 minutes ago
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  crossbowjustice @MomsFishnets You aren't going to try and COOK, are you?30 minutes ago
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  MomsFishnets If my husband isn't home and making dinner in half an hour, I'm going to take matters into my own hands.
  31 minutes ago

What?