An old joke already...

[innerbrat]

...but I can actually tell it now.

One morning, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush

Comments

[buongiornodaisy]

That's an amusing but unrealistic joke because the man couldn't get that close to the White House. ;D

[davegodfrey]

Jokes? Unrealistic? Never! Next you'll be telling me that bits of string can't speak.

[buongiornodaisy]

I dunno, I've had some interesting conversations...

[lienne]

Well, it never mentions where this Marine was standing guard.

[flynnacatri]

Ok that was funny

[kierthos]

Nice joke. May I steal it?

[innerbrat]

It's not mine, so go ahead!

[kierthos]

Thank you! :)

[niblick_iii]

Love the joke :D

And Mitch Benn's blog *always* deserves to be quoted in full :D