lienne tagged, I must obey

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Instructions: Fill this in ten times for ten different people (they don't have to be on lj):

"I want to [have/give/etc. something] so [purpose here]."

For example: I want to have a flower so I can put it in your hair.

Then tag five people.

1. I want to finish this damned thesis so you can be proud of me
2. I want to describe a new squid so I can name it after you.
3. I want to have a pair of working testes so I can provide you with unlimited free sperm.
4. I want to fix the Euromillions so you can buy me a house.
5. I want to buy you a monkey so... you can have a monkey.
6. I (kinda) want to be poly so I can shag your brains out. BUT I WON'T (cause I'm not)
7. I want to give you a job so you can wow the intellectual world with your ability to communicate ideas.
8. I want to invoke a universal timezone so we can talk (and play) more.
9. I want to have money again so for once I can buy you a drink.
10. I want to subduct the Atlantic Ocean (and the West Country; no one was using it anyway) so we can be together.

Don't wanna tag, can't make me.