Have you seen this corset?
The one being worn by the woman on the left. Seriously guys, I haven't seen it since I moved house, and I have a vague memory of maybe lending it to someone? I don't know. But I MISS my piratical corset. EVERYONE needs a plain black underbust. And I don't want to buy a new one thanks to the recent discovery that I really need a waspy cincher. Because apparently my waist has got tiny.
But I needs my corset! Where is it?