Discedo 6 ~ [Text]

[inner_sitter]

As the elementary school has now been rebuilt, we will be beginning class at 9am tomorrow morning. Students, if you haven't already, I want you to find a competent adult who can take you to and from school. Tell your guardians that school will end at 3pm. If you do not have anyone to take you, let me know and I will accompany you myself

Comments

[gamerslave3]

Tch. Skool. I'd rather be playing games.

[inner_sitter]

Seeing as you can't even spell "school", I'd say you could use some education.

[gamerslave3]

That's the way they spell it at home.

[inner_sitter]

I don't even want to know what sort of teachers you have in your world

Well. If you want a proper education, then you can come to school. You'll learn much more there than from games.

[gamerslave3]

Whatever. Everything I need to know I can learn from games. Skool was always boring. Mrs. Bitters didn't teach us anything useful so why should I go again.

[inner_sitter]

I don't know who this "Mrs. Bitters" is, but I assure you, I am not her.

And I'm curious. What exactly do you learn from your "games?" And, seeing as we are stranded in a barely function city with little in the way of resources - how exactly to you expect to find access to these games?

[gamerslave3]

They're survival games. On a hand held gaming console. All I need is batteries.

[inner_sitter]

Yes, I can see how a small hand held device would be much more useful at teaching you to survive than, say, reading a book on how to identify poisonous plants.

[gamerslave3]

Tch. Poisonous plants wont help you against zombie piggies or the monsters around here. That's what a baseball bat is for.

[inner_sitter]

Obviously you've never needed to find edible plants in order to survive, because I can assure you that then you would find knowing which plants will kill you vitally important.

Personally, I find a fireplace poker is much effective. Or a nice, sharp stick.

[gamerslave3]

Whatever.

I've been doing fine on my own since I got here.