The Universe's Conversation with Russell Brand
UNIVERSE: Hey, Russ! I have a deal for you. I'd like to give you 20 million dollars.
RUSSELL: Wow! That's really generous Universe. Now what's the catch...
UNIVERSE: You got me. There is one pretty big catch.
RUSSELL: Let me be the judge of that. We are talking about 20 million dollars here.
UNIVERSE: Okay. The catch is, to get the 20 million dollars, you're going to have to spend 2 years fucking Katy Perry.
RUSSELL: Damn, that'll be a hard slog, but you got yourself a deal Universe.
RUSSELL: Wow! That's really generous Universe. Now what's the catch...
UNIVERSE: You got me. There is one pretty big catch.
RUSSELL: Let me be the judge of that. We are talking about 20 million dollars here.
UNIVERSE: Okay. The catch is, to get the 20 million dollars, you're going to have to spend 2 years fucking Katy Perry.
RUSSELL: Damn, that'll be a hard slog, but you got yourself a deal Universe.