Apr 06, 2005 12:18
Jenny and I went to see the Ring 2 last night. I was so mad, It wasn't even scary! We did have ourselves a little adventure though.
Lessons learned:
1. Don't run towards doors that don't even have handles.
2. Don't drop your straw wrapper in the middle of the isle.
3. Don't talk to strange guys that ask you how old you are.
4. Go to the bathroom before the movie.
5. Don't buy a large popcorn and soda when there is only two people.
6. Don't watch Garden State when your life is already pathetic.
7. Don't try to hold your spit bubble.
8. Don't count slow or Jenny will punch you in the face a little.
9. When Jenny says she is going to serenade you, SHE WILL.
10. If you choose to sit in the balcony you are most likely Satan.
ok.