.:23:.

[innate_speculum]

WHERE IS MY HAT.

I know that I did not misplace it. Clearly, then, someone seemed to think that it was pretty enough to steal.

COME FORWARD, YOU LITTLE BASTARD.

I will give you one day to return it. After that, I cannot guarantee just what I may do to your person if I find out it was you who took it. Give it back now and I might just not slit

Comments

[innate_speculum]

The hair clasp was silver. Expensive.

My hat...I have no bloody goddamn clue.

Might want to check your things if you had anything of value.

[innate_speculum]

.....hair fetish.

Hm.

Either way...I swear, I'll kill the person who dared to do this.

[thorn_of_rose]

It was a bit on the expensive side, but so's most everything that's nicely made in this place.