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Damien? Max? I expect a gift basket or some show of thanks soon.

Step one complete.

EDIT: In other news, does anyone know where I might find a decent blade around here? Knives would be preferred. Something nice and sharp and shiny. This practice sword isn't cutting it. No pun intended.

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He ran into it. Not me. I had nothing to do with that.

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And miss the perfect opportunity? Come now, it was so poetic! As if from a romance novel!

I knew you'd eventually warm up to me.

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It was romantic. You'll have a lovely story to tell your children one day.

Hmph. That was simply a one-time mistake on my part. I like to do my killing alone, than you very much.

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I wonder if they'll have cute little wings, too? I hope they get my eyes. Much better looking than Damien's.

And? It won't happen again. I'm not a fool.

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Considering that you chose him for a lover, I can certainly take your taste into question. Who knows? He might. Can't say what kind of father he would be, but~

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Ahhh. Just yet. Well. Let me know if you need any advice! I know what he likes. Oh, no need to worry about that. I will step in if need be to make sure they don't grow up to be like him.

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Yes we should. You want to make him happy, don't you?

Awwwwww. But it's so much fun that way!

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It's the best solution, though! Like I said, I know exactly what he likes~ And if you know that, it'd make things a lot less awkward than they are bound to be.

Invent a time machine? Worse comes to worse, think of them as a souvenir.