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Lockon. Whoever the hell you are.

Apparently I'm supposed to be thanking you for something in regards to my fiancée.

Whatever it was, it better have been a nice little talk. Otherwise~

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The heart is a peace offering. He can sense the possessiveness. :o

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A nice little talk about sums it up. Just her wondering how to deal with our gender without castrating us. I'm a more honorable man than that. ♥

Besides, as pretty and nice as she is, she's not my type.

....had to. Strikes unhackable.

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Hmmmm. Suppose I do have reason to thank you, then, since she hasn't punched me in the face.

...Honestly.

And good, go---oh, wait. I recognize that icon from browsing the network. Aren't you the one with the amusingly familiar crazy boyfriend?

1/3

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Any time. We sh--

2/3

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3/3

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B...boyfriend? He's not...we're not...!

He isn't my boyfriend! Why does everyone keep saying that?

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Really now. Shock to me, from what I've read. That kind of stuff doesn't...well, oh, it does go on, but it's not quite proper back where I come from. Still! I think it's rather adorable. S'like reading a trashy romance novel. Will they or won't they?

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Stuff? We haven't done anything like that! Nothing questionable, nothing suspicious, nothing...

...

That smile of yours is kind of creepy.

[innate_speculum]

So basically you're fucking each others' brains out.

My apologies, I'll save it for special occasions~

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Oh I wish We're not doing that either!

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...It really is, isn't it.

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Hey, now.

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It's a good thing I find it hot, then.

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Goooooood.

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Because if I didn't, it'd be REAL creepy.