Aug 17, 2006 18:51
Got the job at Cedars after a lot of paperwork and bloodwork and chest xrays. But it was worth it. I work with 3 other girls and you should hear us when we're handling the rats.
"Oh sweetheart. Come here. I want to love you! Why won't you let me love you?"
"Oh your a big boy aren't you? Aren't you?"
"Owie, don't you bite me you bad boy."
"I know, I know you don't wike being hewd, but you have to, it's fow youw own good. Yes it is! Yes it is!"
We're gonna turn them gay.
This is by far the coolest job I've ever had even if I don't get paid for it. Some former interns become full time workers. Hmmm.
Or maybe I'll just go ahead and become a nurse. I like hospitals.