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so, my friend and i went late night shopping last night, for all of her xmas shopping, and a few last bits for me. somehow we eneded up in ann summers.
for those who don't know; www.annsummers.co.uk
anyway! we were really proud of ourselves for walking in without giggling (for the first time ever. we're really childish, it's pathetic haha), but then as soon as we got in the door, we were greeted by these stupid 'man pouches', shaped like snowmen. next came the giggling. hehe :)
so, we basically went in there to buy a whip for our friend jenny. who was joking about loving bondage, so we nicknamed her madame whiplash. hence the whip for xmas. seriously, fetish stuff? scary. so we quickly removed ourselves from the fetish area, and stumbled upon the vibrators. excellent, haha. they have them all out on display, as testers. now, obviously you can't test them, but...yeah. so we were playing with a bunch for like 45 minutes, haha. and my friend bought one. hahahahahaha. i actually love her for buying one, haha. she was like, 'OMG, feel this one...i think i just fell in love' so i jooooooookingly said, 'get it then.' ... 'oh, i am.'
...
the most worrying thing about it, was i got a text message at 1am saying, 'omg, every girl needs one of these. i havent got your xmas present yet, want one?' ...haha :S
i've only ever gone in ann summers to buy the stupid jokey stuff, mostly for james. so i always come out with a tiny little bag! but last night! haha. i think we bought half the shop between us, cuz we came out with the biggest bag i've actually ever seen. thankfully it didn't have ann summers sprawled all over it. just 'all i want for christmas...is you.', HOWEVER! the whip we got for jenny is 6 feet long. and kept poking out of the bag. so it may as well have had 'I'VE JUST BOIUGHT A BUNCH OF FETISH SEX TOYS FROM ANN SUMMERS, BECAUSE I'M A SADISTIC PERVERT!' written on it. ah well, it was fun.
and, at least now i can say i've spent more than an hour and a half in a sex shop. awesome.
for those who don't know; www.annsummers.co.uk
anyway! we were really proud of ourselves for walking in without giggling (for the first time ever. we're really childish, it's pathetic haha), but then as soon as we got in the door, we were greeted by these stupid 'man pouches', shaped like snowmen. next came the giggling. hehe :)
so, we basically went in there to buy a whip for our friend jenny. who was joking about loving bondage, so we nicknamed her madame whiplash. hence the whip for xmas. seriously, fetish stuff? scary. so we quickly removed ourselves from the fetish area, and stumbled upon the vibrators. excellent, haha. they have them all out on display, as testers. now, obviously you can't test them, but...yeah. so we were playing with a bunch for like 45 minutes, haha. and my friend bought one. hahahahahaha. i actually love her for buying one, haha. she was like, 'OMG, feel this one...i think i just fell in love' so i jooooooookingly said, 'get it then.' ... 'oh, i am.'
...
the most worrying thing about it, was i got a text message at 1am saying, 'omg, every girl needs one of these. i havent got your xmas present yet, want one?' ...haha :S
i've only ever gone in ann summers to buy the stupid jokey stuff, mostly for james. so i always come out with a tiny little bag! but last night! haha. i think we bought half the shop between us, cuz we came out with the biggest bag i've actually ever seen. thankfully it didn't have ann summers sprawled all over it. just 'all i want for christmas...is you.', HOWEVER! the whip we got for jenny is 6 feet long. and kept poking out of the bag. so it may as well have had 'I'VE JUST BOIUGHT A BUNCH OF FETISH SEX TOYS FROM ANN SUMMERS, BECAUSE I'M A SADISTIC PERVERT!' written on it. ah well, it was fun.
and, at least now i can say i've spent more than an hour and a half in a sex shop. awesome.