I love my friends..
My sis and Kimmers emailed this to me and I thought it was hilarious so read on..
Something other than those sissy ass "friendship poems," here are some real rules for true friends..
1. When you are sad, I will help get you drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, I will know you finally got some.
4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I
get.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused, I will use little words.
7. When you are sick, stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
Much love to all my friends..
Something other than those sissy ass "friendship poems," here are some real rules for true friends..
1. When you are sad, I will help get you drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, I will know you finally got some.
4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I
get.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused, I will use little words.
7. When you are sick, stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
Much love to all my friends..