Jan 08, 2005 23:34
InLuVwItHu62: haha on thursday night we drove past his house and I saw a camera in my sisters car so I was like STOP and I was like going stealth mode and like ambushed Matt and then left
InLuVwItHu62: haha heckof random
InLuVwItHu62: he was like ????
Alwayz Smilin 30: lol!
Alwayz Smilin 30: nice
Alwayz Smilin 30: omg do u watch the oc?
InLuVwItHu62: negative haha Im not part of the OC Phenomenon
Alwayz Smilin 30: OMG! hilarious episode on thursday! seth got drunk to impress this girl and ryan had to take him home...and hes like ok seth u gotta be quiet, and seths like QUIET? OK and ryan says, no u gotta be stealth (cuz they hafta sneak into the house) and seth tries to get out of the car and like falls into the garbage cansand his dad comes out and is like wat is going on?
Alwayz Smilin 30: and seth says...
Alwayz Smilin 30: SHHH! WERE BEING STEALTH!
Alwayz Smilin 30: and does like a james bond rolling move on the hood of the car
Alwayz Smilin 30: omg i was laughing out loud!
InLuVwItHu62: hahahaha OHHH MAN
InLuVwItHu62: I HECKOF DID THE JAMES BOND ROLLING MOVE ON MY SISTERS HOOD TOOO!!!! WOW THATS LIKE PSYCHIC
Alwayz Smilin 30: WOW!
Alwayz Smilin 30: omg but... SHHHH! were being STEALTH i was bustin out
Alwayz Smilin 30: haha
InLuVwItHu62: hahahaha
InLuVwItHu62: thats priceless
Alwayz Smilin 30: i kno
Alwayz Smilin 30: and in the morning..he like goes down to ryans room and is like i came to talk to you cuz im dying lol
InLuVwItHu62: hahaha oh gz how cute
Alwayz Smilin 30: i kno
Alwayz Smilin 30: omg i just started shaking
Alwayz Smilin 30: thats really wierd
InLuVwItHu62: why ?
Alwayz Smilin 30: i dont kno
InLuVwItHu62: you know, thats really odd
Alwayz Smilin 30: i dont think im cold or anything
Alwayz Smilin 30: im just tense i think
InLuVwItHu62: your really odd
InLuVwItHu62: tense?
Alwayz Smilin 30: THANKS!
Alwayz Smilin 30: i dont kno
Alwayz Smilin 30: lol
InLuVwItHu62: haha Its from making love too much..
Alwayz Smilin 30: wtf mate?
InLuVwItHu62:OMG SPEAKING OF MATE!
InLuVwItHu62: I was trying to open up the lid to a pizza box and there was another pizza lid open and they got stuck together AND THEY WERE MATING yeah... once in a life time experience... seing pizza boxes mate
Alwayz Smilin 30: InLuVwItHu62: your really odd
InLuVwItHu62: YOU CANT USE MY WORDS AGAINST ME
InLuVwItHu62: YOU WHORE!
Alwayz Smilin 30: InLuVwItHu62: YOU WHORE!
Alwayz Smilin 30: too bad i just did...
Alwayz Smilin 30: twice!
InLuVwItHu62: Ewww you suck, royally.
Alwayz Smilin 30: kiss my royal ass
Alwayz Smilin 30: i dont kno where thats from, some movie im thinkin
InLuVwItHu62: yeah sounds kindof familiar... way to be original Beca! Gosh!
Alwayz Smilin 30: watever, talk to the hand
Alwayz Smilin 30: *hand*
Alwayz Smilin 30: haha
InLuVwItHu62: TOO BAD I CANT SEE IT! MORON!
InLuVwItHu62: Gosh and you said you were a smart blonde...
Alwayz Smilin 30: well your blind and cant read then! stupid!
InLuVwItHu62: I can read!
Alwayz Smilin 30: i am a smart blonde!
InLuVwItHu62: MY BUTT
Alwayz Smilin 30: is ugly
InLuVwItHu62: WHY WERE YOU LOOKING!?
Alwayz Smilin 30: cuz im a lesbo!
Alwayz Smilin 30: gosh!
InLuVwItHu62: I KNEW IT!
Alwayz Smilin 30: will you go out with me meg?
InLuVwItHu62: Hmm well you see, theres this other girl that I've had my eye on for a while...
Alwayz Smilin 30: you have just shattered my heart into a million pieces
Alwayz Smilin 30: sweet life
InLuVwItHu62: Ill buy you some superglue..
Alwayz Smilin 30: nothing can mend my broken heart!:'(
InLuVwItHu62: Well in that case Ill leave your shattered heart on the jagged rock and let it wash out to sea
InLuVwItHu62: (with all my dead pirate mates)
Alwayz Smilin 30: fine
Alwayz Smilin 30: watabitch
Alwayz Smilin 30: that should be a new word
InLuVwItHu62: haha okay, well call it the "Becas lame excuse for a diss"
Alwayz Smilin 30: =-O
Alwayz Smilin 30: fook u then
Alwayz Smilin 30: *bitch slap*
InLuVwItHu62: DUUUUDE That is totally not how you spell the F-Word you loser
Alwayz Smilin 30: i was trying not to swear butthead!
InLuVwItHu62: yeah that really worked considering your next comment was "bitch slap"
Alwayz Smilin 30: it was in astericks so it was an action not a word
Alwayz Smilin 30: HA
Alwayz Smilin 30: GOTCHA!
InLuVwItHu62: Psh! You still typed it sooo yeah!
Alwayz Smilin 30: psh fine then i take it bac
Alwayz Smilin 30: *slaps really hard in a catty way*
InLuVwItHu62: Catty ?
Alwayz Smilin 30: cat ty
Alwayz Smilin 30: cat tee
InLuVwItHu62: Like a Cat?
InLuVwItHu62: Like the animal?
Alwayz Smilin 30: like some girls a catty
Alwayz Smilin 30: **r
InLuVwItHu62: Catty ?
Alwayz Smilin 30: yes
InLuVwItHu62: You are making no sense whatsoever
Alwayz Smilin 30: yes i am
Alwayz Smilin 30: u r just too stupid to understand
Alwayz Smilin 30: whos the blonde now?!
Alwayz Smilin 30: OOO
InLuVwItHu62: YOU! retard...
Alwayz Smilin 30: actually im not a retard
InLuVwItHu62: blonde - retard...close enough
Alwayz Smilin 30: um excuse me? whos the blonde one?
Alwayz Smilin 30: ill give u a clue..
Alwayz Smilin 30: not me!
Alwayz Smilin 30: boo ya!
InLuVwItHu62: GOSH I thought we already went over this! Blonde is when your hair is a yellowish color, usually accompanied by mental blockage.
InLuVwItHu62: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT CATTY IS! YOU TARD!
InLuVwItHu62: InLuVwItHu62: Whats "Catty" ?
DayxInxThexSun: becca just asked
DayxInxThexSun: i dunno
Alwayz Smilin 30: lol i asked to try and prove my point cuz u guys r too retarded to kno wat catty means
InLuVwItHu62: hahaha
InLuVwItHu62: whatev
InLuVwItHu62: Me and Matt are smart kids sooo your outnumbered
Alwayz Smilin 30: um defintely not
InLuVwItHu62: Or you're just weirdly religious or something...
Alwayz Smilin 30: too bad im not religious...but wat the hell does that have to do with anything?
InLuVwItHu62: Good question
Alwayz Smilin 30: see you dont even kno wat u r talkin about
InLuVwItHu62: Do I ever ?
Alwayz Smilin 30: good point
Alwayz Smilin 30: but see u just dissed urself
InLuVwItHu62: But Its okay when I diss myself because its not you dissing me
Alwayz Smilin 30: well i wouldnt want to make you feel bad or anything...thats why i stopped dissing you, didnt want you to go crying to mommy
InLuVwItHu62: Oh yeah well... HOW DID YOU KNOW I CRY TO MY MOMMY?! STALKER!
Alwayz Smilin 30: didnt i tell u i was a lesbo? but u said no to being my lover...and now i will have to stalk you even more...and when u least expect it...
Alwayz Smilin 30: ILL PUSH YOU INTO A SEWER!
Alwayz Smilin 30: MUHAHAHA
Alwayz Smilin 30: or maybe a bush...
InLuVwItHu62: YOU ARE A HORRID PERSON!
Alwayz Smilin 30: or maybe ill put on a clown mask
InLuVwItHu62: EW GO AWAY
Alwayz Smilin 30: MUHAHA, im evil, just like my evil laugh
InLuVwItHu62: hahaha
InLuVwItHu62: You know, I couldnt picture you evil... your more of the Austin Powers part
Alwayz Smilin 30: shag me baby! yeaah!8-)
InLuVwItHu62: Mmmm I take that back
Alwayz Smilin 30: how can you resist my sexiness?
InLuVwItHu62: Your more of the "Fat Bastard" type
Alwayz Smilin 30: OMG I CANT BELIEVE U JUST SAID THAT
Alwayz Smilin 30: u think im fat? omg i think im gunna go throw up now
InLuVwItHu62: Good! Fatty
Alwayz Smilin 30: and not eat for a week
Alwayz Smilin 30: and die of starvation
InLuVwItHu62: Yes! then my evil plan will be complete
Alwayz Smilin 30: and in my suicide note (because i shoot myself because im too fat) ill write, this is because meghan called me fat bastard
InLuVwItHu62: ahahaha
Alwayz Smilin 30: :'(
InLuVwItHu62: That would be a sad suicide note...
Alwayz Smilin 30: you laugh at my death?
InLuVwItHu62: I laugh at your attempt to make a suicide note
Alwayz Smilin 30: i didnt tell u the whole suicide note, i just said that IN it i would write that meghan is a whore and a bitch
Alwayz Smilin 30: oops i swore
InLuVwItHu62: hahaha
Alwayz Smilin 30: O:-):-[
InLuVwItHu62: You are steadily growing worse
Alwayz Smilin 30: at wat?
InLuVwItHu62: Life, you just suck at life.
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