I'm not sure why this is making me laugh so hard, but I'm honestly in pain. Is it that funny or have I finally broken my brain?
From the
overheardnyc feed, gacked off friendsfriends:
Suit on cell: So I got some of that topical headache medicine. You know, the cream that comes in a giant chapstick tube so you just rub it on your head without getting it on your hands. Well, I don't know if it worked. I got so much of it in my eyes that I had to spend the rest of the night in the emergency room.
--Penn Station
I can't stop laughing at the mental image. I think it's more the image of a giant chapstick tube of topical headache medicine (and how would that even work?) than anything else...heeeee.