[if i had superpowers]
An essay by Inlovewithnight, age 24.
Ahem.
If I had superpowers, I would use them to ensure that, upon the occurrence of an unfortunately-executed, *non-repeating* event, anyone who utters any variation of the phrase "What you should've done is..." will have their throat ripped out by lemmings.
It's OVER. It took place IN THE PAST. Your opinions on what I SHOULD HAVE DONE are FUCKING IRRELEVANT AND SO UNBELIEVABLY UNHELPFUL I THINK I MIGHT HIT YOU WITH A CHAIR. Oh, I'm sorry, you're just that fucking much of a special snowflake that you running your mouth off will reset the space-time continuum and let me have a do-over.
...except NOT, huh? Yeah, that's what I thought.
Gah.
The end.
Ahem.
If I had superpowers, I would use them to ensure that, upon the occurrence of an unfortunately-executed, *non-repeating* event, anyone who utters any variation of the phrase "What you should've done is..." will have their throat ripped out by lemmings.
It's OVER. It took place IN THE PAST. Your opinions on what I SHOULD HAVE DONE are FUCKING IRRELEVANT AND SO UNBELIEVABLY UNHELPFUL I THINK I MIGHT HIT YOU WITH A CHAIR. Oh, I'm sorry, you're just that fucking much of a special snowflake that you running your mouth off will reset the space-time continuum and let me have a do-over.
...except NOT, huh? Yeah, that's what I thought.
Gah.
The end.