"It's a terrible case of mistaken identity."

[justwants2dance]

Who: justwants2dance, woman_or_a_girl, dapperdevious and gotstarpower (posting order)
What: Awkward moment to the max
Where: Royal London Hospital, London
When: Follows THIS and THIS
Rating: It's probably going to push the boundaries

Mike's stomach was in knots with worry when they made it to the Royal London Hospital. Yes, they. Sebastian hadn't even hesitated in agreeing to go there with Mike, and

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[gotstarpower]

Mercedes had been sitting there beside Quinn holding her hand as they waited, but she was so anxious her leg had been bouncing restlessly while they were forced to be patient for news of how Blaine was doing. As it was, once the Batcall went up through the group that Blaine was involved in a crash, and according to Quinn, in the wake of a fiery domestic between him and Kurt, they all just felt sick fearing the worst and bolted here as quickly as they could. That was just what they did when someone was in need, they rallied around. Their friendship hadn't waned over the years at all.

When Mike arrived looked freaked out and the barrage of questions understandably coming from him, Mercedes had gotten up and moved over to him, taking his hand. "Nick was just out here. It's nothing extremely serious, but Blaine has a bad break to his ankle and needs surgery to repair it and put some pins in it. He's got a concussion, some broken ribs, a dislocated shoulder and some deep cuts from the gl--" But she cut herself off with a squeak Jeremy was apparently going to... what? Push Quinn away? What the hell was the boy playing at?! It wasn't that Mercedes had met the guy, but she knew he was Sebastian's twin, and that they had sex together, and apparently they were keen on each other now, and he didn't care about the fact she was Kurt and Blaine's baby momma.

So, why the hell was he pushing her away now?! "What yo' playing at, boyfriend? Too ashamed to give a girl a lil loving in public, is that it? It's okay to toy with her outta view, but not when anyone's around to see? And there she was saying you were the nice one, you big jerk! You're no better than yo' brother!" Mercedes Jones, ever the sassy diva. Like she was just going to stand there and let her girl get dissed like that.

[justwants2dance]

Mike was just so frankly thrown and worried about Blaine and Kurt for his brain to immediately cotton on to what was going down. The thing was, Mike knew nothing about Sebastian having a twin, let alone about the fact he and Quinn were apparently dating, so to go from Mercedes giving out as much information about Blaine's condition that she could to his spotted Quinn out the corner of his eye going for gold with Sebastian's tonsils, and then Mercedes getting her diva bitch-out to him on, Mike had absolutely no freaking idea what the hell was going on.

He did, however, reflexively step up to Sebastian's side and grab his arm. "Hey!" There was a WTF look shot at Quinn and then a DUDE look shot at Sebastian. Wasn't he into dudes? He said he was into dudes! Hell, the whole fucking world knew he was into dudes back in school and what he was doing to Mike's cock with his mouth not all that long ago definitely indicated he knew his way around a cock.

"What the fuck? Are you two dating? Did you not think that might have been a little piece of information I might have fucking needed to know before now? This is how you knew about Kurt and Blaine? Fuck me! Fuck me sideways with a spoon!" he cried and threw his own hands up in annoyance before he paced back and forth, rubbing over his face tiredly. And there was no way that was jealousy niggling in his gut that Quinn had gotten there before he did. No way at all. That was just stupid. All he wanted was a fuck, but he was pretty sure he would have appreciated the news that Sebastian was hooked up with Quinn. Should she even be dating? "Do Kurt and Blaine know about this?!"

[woman_or_a_girl]

Granted, Quinn and Jeremy weren't official yet, but up until now, he'd been entirely sweet, tender and affectionate with her, even on the bench at Brighton, where anyone could've seen, and lots of people did. So what the hell was this? He couldn't kiss her in front of her friends? If this had been any normal time, Quinn probably would've asked Jeremy what the hell his problem was. Especially after she'd gone over and made him soup when he was sick, and cuddled with him after he'd eaten, keeping a constant check on him. And now he was pushing her away? Yes, in any ordinary circumstances, she would've definitely given him her own verbal bitch out.

But with pregnancy hormones in question, asking questions wasn't Quinn's immediate response, and before she knew what happened, her right hand had flown up and connected with Jeremy's cheek as her eyes flooded with tears. A loud smack startled some of the other people in the waiting room as she stared Jeremy in the face. "What the hell is your problem?" she demanded, her heart pounding in her chest with the sheer anger of the situation. So maybe she was making a bit of a scene, but she was pissed off, and she was pretty damn sure she was justified. Who the hell did he think he was, having sex with her, and then pretending he didn't even know her with his "darling" this and his "too much knocked up"?

And... did he just say "not enough peen"? Quinn's eyes were flashing with anger at this point. "You're gay? Then what the hell was that at Brighton? Seriously?!"

[dapperdevious]

It was probably fortunate that Sebastian had a bit of intel on all of this thing that the rest of these Lima Losers seemed to be totally missing. Jeremy had told him about Quinn, and has soon as her hand connected with his cheek and she was squawking irrational pregnant bullshit at him, along with the Aretha lookalike Sebastian couldn't remember who tried to defect her own glee club because they sucked at giving anyone the spotlight. But Mike. Sebastian turned to glare at Mike, really wishing he had at least given him a little of the benefit of the doubt here.

He put his hand up to his cheek because it was stinging like fuck and then ran his tongue along the inside of his cheek, knowing he had to keep his temper in check because this was a hospital and he was an important attorney in New York. He did not need to get tied up in any scene-creating bullshit here. "I'm Seb-as-tian," he told Quinn pointedly, spelling it out slowly as if she were a child who couldn't understand him. "I'll accept an apology and won't tell Jez you raped my face if you can deign to be sincere with it."

Then he cleared his throat and gave Mike the ultimate of bitchpls looks. Kurt Hummel would have been proud. "Fucking seriously?" he questioned blandly. "Do you want to tell her your cock was in my mouth right before she stuck her tongue in it, or should I?"

[gotstarpower]

Everyone was ranting and getting bitchy, but Mercedes still didn't know what the hell was going on or why Quinn's man was suddenly being a dick... until the penny dropped and it all made abrupt sense. It wasn't Quinn's man, it was Quinn's man's carbon copy, and Quinn just completely mistook them and now Sebastian was clearly pissed. Mercedes made a small squeaking sound of shock, putting her hand to her mouth with a gasp of, "Hell to the no!" This only happened in movies, so why was it happening here after Blaine got smashed into a wall and totalled Kurt's baby?

But that just couldn't be it, could it? No, no. That was too easy, because them with stark realisation that didn't come immediately, Mercedes eyes widened as it dawned on her what Sebastian was saying here and she rapidly pointed between Mike and Sebastian, a tiny shake of her head all she could issue at the moment. Mike and Sebastian, and there were cocks and mouths... cocks in mouths... Mike's cock in Sebastian's--

"Eep!" That was about the least classy thing that could come out of her mouth, but it's all she had.

[justwants2dance]

Mike had twisted his fingers up into his hair as the scene continued to play out, and then Quinn was slapping Sebastian's face and there was a part of Mike that wanted to tell her where to go because of it. What the actual fuck was this even, anyway? He was totally, absolutely, completely and entirely fucking confusion, and tired, and he needed to pee, and he wasn't completely convinced he might pass out. It was just a hell of a lot to take in all at once, and he wasn't following.

He held his hand out, words failing on his lips as he floundered and just opened and closed his mouth a few times. "I don't need to justify to anyone where my cock was and why it was there, no matter how wonderful it felt being there, and for how long!" he cried, harassed, and his voice a lot higher than it normally was. Why was talking like a cartoon character the best solution right now?! "I'm more worried where the hell your cock has been and who the hell is Jez?! Because I sorta want to know where the hell his cock has been too right now?! It's a cock orgry and oh my god, I need to sit down..."

He stumbled over to the nearest row of seats and flopped down onto it. "Can someone just tell me Blaine is not dead please, and while we're at it, is his cock still where it's supposed to be?!"

[woman_or_a_girl]

Quinn hadn't even had time to respond to the fact that, holy shit, she'd just kissed Jeremy's brother, when he was saying that his mouth had just been on Mike's cock, and somewhere in the less than rational place that was Quinn's brain, it hit her that that little piece of information made it almost like her mouth had been on Mike's cock, or something, right? And love Mike though she did, that was just a whole different level of awkward.

The response from Mercedes was the vocalization of everything Quinn was feeling in that moment but couldn't put sound to, and her jaw hung open as she stared at Sebastian. B... But he was dressed down, and his hair was...

Clearly sex hair from whenever Mike's cock was in his mouth... Oh, sweet Jesus Christ, this couldn't be good. "Oh, my God, Sebastian, I... I had no idea, I'm so sorry... Jeremy didn't tell me you were... Oh, God." She turned to look at Mike, managing to speak. "Jeremy's... He's Sebastian's twin brother, and we're... we're seeing each other. And Blaine's not dead. He's going to be okay... He has to have... surgery on his ankle, and he's banged up, but he's going to be fine.I... What the hell just happened?"

[dapperdevious]

Sebastian looked beyond Quinn to Mike, checking that he was okay. He hadn't noticed before, but it dawned on him that Mike seemed exhausted, and this whole situation had to be a total mindfuck for him. It wasn't like the subject of family had come up at the club, though. That was the first conversation he had ever had with the guy, and it wasn't even much of any conversation before they were macking on each other while they were dirty dancing on the dancefloor. Sharing information like that didn't really come into that sort of thing, though right now, Sebastian sort of wished it had because Mike was having a hardly time process all this, especially considering how bad it was going down. It didn't help to consider the setting and why they were in the setting to begin with.

He only briefly met Quinn's gaze and then rounded her to go and perch on the seat beside Mike. "Dude, it's fucked in the head, I know. But it's true. I've got an identical twin brother called Jeremy, Jez for short, and he's been living here in London since he finished college in France. That's why I'm town right now, to visit him. Like, identical to the max," he added for emphasis, with a pointed look up at Quinn. "And if we had any more conversation than we actually did, it would have come up. Just to make it even more of a pain in the ass, Jez and Quinn are... I don't know, getting busy. He's basically my polar opposite, and I assume Quinn tried to call him here, but that's not going to happen because Germ's at home in bed. I, however, am clearly now, and just to clarify, tits don't do anything for me, and never have."

[gotstarpower]

Mercedes' gaze was bouncing like a tennis ball between the three others as she pieced together the whole situation. Holy shit, it was like the worst case of six degrees of separation that could crop up out of nowhere. Kurt was going to have a field day with all of this, but somehow, she wasn't so sure he would swallow it very easily. She was sure Quinn had told the boys about Jeremy, but she was 100% positive that Kurt knew nothing about Sebastian being in town, or he would have been way, way more vocal on the entire subject... but nothing had been said whatsoever.

And now, not only was Quinn getting busy with Jeremy, but Mike was getting busy with Sebastian, and Mercedes felt like her head was downright spinning. In the mix, you had Quinn has Kurt and Blaine's surrogate carrying their baby, and the fact that Sebastian used to make it his job to try and steal Blaine off Kurt, to the point Blaine nearly got blinded in the battle. WTF just wasn't even going to cover it.

"Y'all don't do anything in halves, do you?" she soon piped up, hands on hips. "So, what's going on between you two? Just a bit of a booty call, or what?" Because seriously, if she wasn't mistaken, Sebastian seemed almost... tenderly caring towards Mike right now, and that was throwing her for a loop.

[justwants2dance]

It wasn't like Mike could get pissed off and huffy that Sebastian didn't tell him about his brother. It really hadn't come up, but it just felt like information he should somehow have known before now. This was a whole lot of awkward he really didn't care for because he was usually so chilled about things in general. And now both Quinn and Mercedes knew he had been getting his dick sucked, and that was just downright embarrassing. He might be an underwear model and was far from modest, but it wasn't too much to hope for a little privacy, right? All because of Blaine's untimely car crash. What the hell would have happened it that hadn't gone done?!

He massaged the tips of his fingers against his forehead. He could feel a headache coming on, and was it any fucking wonder? He pointed at Sebastian. "So, you are gay and don't like tits, but your brother is... straight and does? He likes Quinn's tits and oh holy shit, how is he still alive? I'm surprised Kurt hasn't handcuffed him somewhere so he can't touch her, but that's beside the point."

"Booty call... yeah..." he went on to confirm with a confused frown. "At least that was the intention until I got Puck's voicemail telling me about Blaine. And not that there is anything wrong with that! We're both consenting adults, you know!"

[woman_or_a_girl]

Seriously? Was it entirely necessary that Sebastian announce that she and Jeremy were having sex? Or had had sex... It wasn't exactly like Jeremy's health had been conducive to "getting busy" since he'd come down with mono. And then Mike was talking about Jeremy liking her tits, and could this conversation be any more awkward? The blonde turned her gaze back to Mercedes, seeking the one person in this situation who knew her side of things, and who wasn't talking about her tits.

Moving closer to Mercedes, she turned back to Mike with a slight nod. "Jeremy and I are... Sort of unofficially dating. He's a sweetheart. But I didn't... I knew he was Sebastian's twin, clearly, but I had no idea that Sebastian was even in London."

Putting her hands up, she shook her head. "No... Nothing wrong with it... Just... can everybody just..." She was about to say calm down, but honestly? Calm down? When Blaine was going to have to have surgery, and she'd just kissed a mouth where Mike's dick had been, and the whole damn world knew the "who"" of her sex life, and Sebastian was doing Mike?

How the hell were any of them supposed to calm down?

[dapperdevious]

"Yeah, about that," Sebastian began as he looked up at Quinn with an eyebrow quirked. He gestured casually in the general direction of her stomach. "Your whole... situation is making him feel like he shouldn't be intruding or getting up in anyone's breeding business, so if you're waiting for him to be the one to make it official, you might want to get onto that sooner rather than later, because Jeremy is a fucking awesome guy worth a hundred times his weight and there are a lot of non-pregnant chicks in Britain who I am sure would tap that in a heart beat. I'm sure I could help him find one or two while I'm here."

Oh yes, his bitchclaws were out in full force, and this time, it wasn't just for the hell of being a bitch because he felt like it. This was Sebastian in full protective-twin mode. He did not want Jeremy getting hurt, and he was sure as hell not going to let this woman be the one to do it because of her awkward situation. There was no way in hell he was going to let a pregnant chick use Jeremy for her own devices, only to turf him inside to play happy surrogacy families when push game to shove. "Next time I'm in London, I'll be absolutely sure to check in with you... only not. I wonder why he didn't tell you, though... huh..."

Maybe he was rubbing salt into things, but if she wanted Jeremy, she was going to have to prove to Sebastian she was willing to fight for him. In Sebastian's eyes, Jeremy was worth that.

[gotstarpower]

Talk about laying down the gauntlet. Mercedes probably would have jumped in by this point passionately and honourably defending Quinn, but there was something telling her that Sebastian's words weren't just vindictive for the sake of saying bitchy stuff to aggravate the situation. In fact, he mostly seemed indifferent to the situation on a whole, it was his twin he was focusing on. And that was it right there. He was trying to protect his twin, but probably in the best way he knew how.

It was hard for her to imagine Sebastian with a carbon copy who was actually a decent and kind person. Quinn had sung his praises, and now here the other half was singing them too. But Sebastian himself was such a devious snot when he wanted to, to see his face on someone acting sweet had to be sort of amusing. In saying that, she was still sure she could see a human streak in him here with Mike. She couldn't put her finger on what, but there was something, and she tilted her head just a little in contemplation. Still, a Mike and Sebastian booty call? That was hot, and now for some reason Mercedes brain was going to take her to the notion that if Sebastian and Jeremy were identical twins, that probably meant they had identical packages, so that meant Mike and Quinn both knew what the Smyths' had below the belt, and that was mindboggling.

"Oh no, I can't think it would be anything to do with the fact that the dude you nearly blinded and tried to steal off his boyfriend is the baby daddy of the chick he is digging on. That ain't awkward at all," she had to say sarcastically, though. She was pretty sure she could understand why Jeremy may have kept his twin's presence on the hush for a bit.

[justwants2dance]

This whole damn thing was one giant awkward moment, as far as Mike was concerned. At the time, he did not see absolutely anything wrong with have a bit of a tumble with Sebastian. The guy was hot and it's what they both wanted, but he had no idea about any of the rest of this crap. Sebastian having a twin... who was dating Quinn, whilst Quinn was having a baby for Kurt and Blaine, who Sebastian tried to screw over six ways from Sunday back in school? Mike fucking Sebastian really wouldn't have had any distinct bearing on Kurt and Blaine's situation at all. A casual fling was a casual fling, and that's where it would have ended, but now it was suddenly all messy and complicated, and Mike hated when casual sex got messy and complicated. It ruined the damn fun.

And above all, they still blatantly knew Mike's dick had been in Sebastian's mouth very recently.

"Do Kurt and Blaine know about any of this? I certainly didn't know about any of it. I'm pretty sure by this point, they have just a tiny..." he waved his hand in the direction of Quinn's baby bump, "bit of invested interest in this whole thing, and to be honest? The way Kurt is right now? I do not envy a single one of you when he finds out. At all. Nada. I'm glad it's you and not me, no offence. I still have whiplash from the bitchpls he gave me when I tried to tell him the apple pie didn't belong on the Big Mac."

[woman_or_a_girl]

Quinn's hazel eyes darkened with anger as she met Sebastian's gaze. Sure, it was a seriously screwed up situation, and she could understand Sebastian's being worried about Jeremy, but he didn't have to be a total bitch... Even if Quinn had smacked him, it wasn't like she'd been operating with the full knowledge of exactly what was going on. Her voice was trembling just a little, but she managed to keep it under control as she spoke. "My friend was in a serious accident tonight, and yes, he's okay. But I'm really not in the mood for a bitch fight tonight. Jeremy is very special to me, Sebastian, and you may not think so, but then again, you haven't seen me in years, and you didn't really know me, even when you did see me last. I'm not using Jeremy. He's a beautiful person, inside and out, and he makes me happy. And I want to make him happy, too... Maybe you can't see that, but honestly, it's not about you. It's about me and Jeremy. That's it."

Mercedes's response to Sebastian made Quinn feel better, if only for a moment. She was grateful as hell that she had her dear friend close by. Her hand reached out blindly to give Mercedes's hand a squeeze as she faced Sebastian bravely. That was when Mike spoke up, and the blond turned to look at him. In her pregnant brain, Quinn halfway wanted to bitchpls him, because it felt like he was taking Sebastian's side, although, if she were rational, she'd realize that nothing he'd said was taking one side or another. It was more just a question and an observation. "They know I'm seeing someone, but at the time, I didn't realize that Sebastian was going to choose this of all times to show up in London. I didn't know how to tell them, that it was Sebastian's twin, but honestly, Jeremy's his own person. Yes, they're twins, and they have a deep connection, but that doesn't mean that Sebastian has to be a part of everything he chooses."

She sighed, shaking her head and putting up a hand. "I will be the one to tell Kurt. It's my choice to be with Jeremy, and that's what I want to do, so... I'll be a grown up and deal with the consequences of it."

[dapperdevious]

Sebastian held up his hand. "No, you don't get to get up in my face. You bitch me out without need, and I will make it my job to make sure Jeremy has nothing to do with any of this. So, don't even get up on your holier than thou high-horse, Fabray, and spout the guilt trip about Blaine, because I doubt even he would appreciate being brought into this farce of a mess. Oh really? I'm supposed to believe he is oh-so-special to you when the first conclusion you jumped to about him was that he was cheating on you with cock? Seriously? Yeah, don't even go there. I will believe you want to make him happy when I see it in action, girlfriend. I could care less about you or what you have been doing in years. I care about what you do to my brother, and that's it."

"And that's where you're wrong," he added with a sneer. "Jeremy is part of me, and it's always going to be about him and me. Don't like that or understand it? You're toying with the wrong guy. Don't even begin to fucking think you will come between us on any level. No cock or pussy has ever come between us, and I'm not about to let it start now. We're a package deal. Take it or leave it."