Who:
justbeingaqueen but open for interruption
What: Some timeout
Where: Soho, London
When: Friday afternoon
Rating: Open for now
In a pure act of revenge that was born of lingering bitterness for the secret nuptials, Kurt dumped Chucky on Finn and told him to make sure it didn't fake die before he bid a hasty escape into London for some much-needed de-stressing time. The amount of wailing that doll did was ridiculous and Kurt fully intended on asking for a refund of the hiring fee because clearly it was broken. No baby cried that much, surely. But he just needed to relax a bit before he was going to go crazy. His patience was worn beyond thin being left at home with it while Blaine went off to school every day and Kurt had enough.
He was distinctly aware as he sunk down into a cushy chair at a window table in the trendy Soho coffee shop that in the real world, he couldn't just escape a normal baby because he was stressed out. But with his fears over the surrogacy, impending fatherhood, dealing with a sympathetic pregnancy and Chucky the Evil Faux Sprog, Kurt just couldn't take anymore. If he tried, he was seriously going to fly off the deep end and there would be casualties. So, he had a mani/pedi and a facial at his favourite day spa, and now was sitting down in a cafe he loved for a chai latte and a chocolate chip muffin.
As his butt finally hit the seat, he sighed and rubbed his hand over his face in relied. He was exhausted and he wasn't sure if it was a latte he needed or a good long nap. Either way, this was the first option... right before he went home and pulled the plug on the fake baby experiement. He was well and truly over that and it wasn't doing anything to allay his fears of parenting... it was doing the complete opposite.