Psichiych online defence can help YOU!
anonymous
August 19 2004, 06:00:23 UTC
Dear mr inlightenedment,
are you HARRASSED by THE MAN? do you get HEADACHES for NO REASON? Are complete strangers sending you evil HYPERSIGILS and debilitating HTML to stop you spreading the TRUTH about the SYSTEM? Have you ever experienced 'lost time' while using your computer, hours or even days passing without you realising?
FEAR NOT! There are many (many!) ways in which in unInlightened can attack you, darining your energy and tunring you into another HIVE-DRONE. But! Psichiych online defence(tm) is here to help you! Our experts have incorporated the latest psichiych filter technology into a range of stylish "shades". Simply wearing these will COMPLETELY shield YOU from all attacks. We have also coated the lenses in EvilGlow(c), a unique material that converts the latest INVISIBLE sigil radiation into visible light, protecting YOU from harm and SHOWING you when you are under attack!
Of course, THE MAN is trying to have these shades OUTLAWED. YOU have been specially pre-selected for one of these PODSpecs. Please order NOW, before it is too late! Only $69.99!
We regret that we can only accept cash. Having a bankaccount would allow the SYSTEM to track us, and shut us down. As soon as we have recieved your money, and have checked to make sure you have not been INFECTED, we will send you PODSpecs at once.
Re: Psichiych online defence can help YOU!
anonymous
August 24 2004, 05:56:27 UTC
That's Joe 90 isn't it?
Ah, no, those look like one of the early prototypes. The final design had to be a little larger, we needed more space for RAM. Um, and the vial of goat's blood. Here is a more recent shot, taken at our testing range. The test-subject shown was exposed to the nastiest stuff we could get our hands on, for ten hours, and as you can see suffered no ill effects.
are you HARRASSED by THE MAN? do you get HEADACHES for NO REASON? Are complete strangers sending you evil HYPERSIGILS and debilitating HTML to stop you spreading the TRUTH about the SYSTEM? Have you ever experienced 'lost time' while using your computer, hours or even days passing without you realising?
FEAR NOT! There are many (many!) ways in which in unInlightened can attack you, darining your energy and tunring you into another HIVE-DRONE. But! Psichiych online defence(tm) is here to help you! Our experts have incorporated the latest psichiych filter technology into a range of stylish "shades". Simply wearing these will COMPLETELY shield YOU from all attacks. We have also coated the lenses in EvilGlow(c), a unique material that converts the latest INVISIBLE sigil radiation into visible light, protecting YOU from harm and SHOWING you when you are under attack!
Of course, THE MAN is trying to have these shades OUTLAWED. YOU have been specially pre-selected for one of these PODSpecs. Please order NOW, before it is too late! Only $69.99!
We regret that we can only accept cash. Having a bankaccount would allow the SYSTEM to track us, and shut us down. As soon as we have recieved your money, and have checked to make sure you have not been INFECTED, we will send you PODSpecs at once.
Morlock
psichiychonlinedefence.com
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Ah, no, those look like one of the early prototypes. The final design had to be a little larger, we needed more space for RAM. Um, and the vial of goat's blood. Here is a more recent shot, taken at our testing range. The test-subject shown was exposed to the nastiest stuff we could get our hands on, for ten hours, and as you can see suffered no ill effects.
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