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daryl surat has argued with me about the following in a 72 hour period:
1. some random guy who seemed to be either on drugs or not in his right mind stopped us outside my job at 7 pm - we went to pick up pizza. he was like "where is the chinese place?" i was like, there isn't one. "oh but there is a sign!" said daryl surat. i said, that place is closed and has been closed since i moved here over two years ago. which is why the ENTIRE STOREFRONT IS COVERED IN FOR LEASE SIGNS. there is no chinese place, there is a japanese place across the street here and across the street the other way. "i ordered from this place," this man insisted. like no, you did not order from this place dude. i don't even believe that you have a phone or money to order chinese and you definitely did not order chinese from this place that has had the same dead roach in the window for two years. WHY you are deciding to doubt that i know whether there is a chinese place that is in the same building as i work to a fucked up strange man when it is dark outside is beyond me.
2. some lady cut me in line at walmart and then told me i was in the wrong line and daryl surat is like, oh there's two lines! no shit. i just said 'there are two lines' not five fucking seconds ago. 'she's saying she was in line before you' i am aware of what she is saying why are you letting this lady cut me in line???
3. he actually GOT MAD yesterday because i was trying to switch keyboards and my computer is like, what keyboard are you using? press the key directly to the right of the shift key on the left side of the keyboard. daryl surat is pressing the windows key and it is doing nothing. i was like, the windows key is not directly to the right of the shift key and he starts arguing with me complete with eyeroll when i pressed Z. daryl surat...the computer is not asking me where the windows/mac key is, which is not directly to the right of the shift key IN ANY UNIVERSE!!! this is why the install keyboard wizard is not doing anything when you press the windows key but IT DOES DO SOMETHING WHEN YOU PRESS Z because Z is directly to the right of the shift key WHY ARE YOU ARGUING WITH ME ABOUT THIS???
i need a vacation
1. some random guy who seemed to be either on drugs or not in his right mind stopped us outside my job at 7 pm - we went to pick up pizza. he was like "where is the chinese place?" i was like, there isn't one. "oh but there is a sign!" said daryl surat. i said, that place is closed and has been closed since i moved here over two years ago. which is why the ENTIRE STOREFRONT IS COVERED IN FOR LEASE SIGNS. there is no chinese place, there is a japanese place across the street here and across the street the other way. "i ordered from this place," this man insisted. like no, you did not order from this place dude. i don't even believe that you have a phone or money to order chinese and you definitely did not order chinese from this place that has had the same dead roach in the window for two years. WHY you are deciding to doubt that i know whether there is a chinese place that is in the same building as i work to a fucked up strange man when it is dark outside is beyond me.
2. some lady cut me in line at walmart and then told me i was in the wrong line and daryl surat is like, oh there's two lines! no shit. i just said 'there are two lines' not five fucking seconds ago. 'she's saying she was in line before you' i am aware of what she is saying why are you letting this lady cut me in line???
3. he actually GOT MAD yesterday because i was trying to switch keyboards and my computer is like, what keyboard are you using? press the key directly to the right of the shift key on the left side of the keyboard. daryl surat is pressing the windows key and it is doing nothing. i was like, the windows key is not directly to the right of the shift key and he starts arguing with me complete with eyeroll when i pressed Z. daryl surat...the computer is not asking me where the windows/mac key is, which is not directly to the right of the shift key IN ANY UNIVERSE!!! this is why the install keyboard wizard is not doing anything when you press the windows key but IT DOES DO SOMETHING WHEN YOU PRESS Z because Z is directly to the right of the shift key WHY ARE YOU ARGUING WITH ME ABOUT THIS???
i need a vacation