Hot or Not
So, Jay started a "Hot or Not" account for me. I thought it was a goofy waste of time. And then, I looked at it as a social experiemnt. I got curious what these guys had to say. You see, Hot or Not has a dating site aspect to it. And I got curious what you say to someone? I've never been on a dating site before, and I'm not the type to walk up and say Hi to a stranger. And I got to thinking: You don't know this person. You have seen a picture of them, and read a little introductory bio. You think you might like to meet them. You have one shot to impress them. To stand out from the hundreds of other emails they recieve. You have to make not only a great first impression, you have to make them want to respond to your email and maybe set up a date. How do you do that? What do you say that is going to set you apart from the average person? Well, here are some of the messages I have recieved:
user:XXXXX
five days ago
u do know u can talk to me... i wont bite....
user:XXXXX
six days ago:
Hello!
six days ago:
How are you tonight Inky?
five days ago:
Good morning Inky
three days ago
Hello Inky. What pat of town are you in?
user: XXXXX
three days ago
how u doin?? 1974 model, one previous owner,low miles, full service history, five speed gear box and in need of a new owner. I'm a vintage so more suitable for being taken out on a weekend.....apply within. lol what do you think ? hope you at least had a laugh...
user: XXXXX
four days ago
Hi so do you have a bf or a husband?
user: XXXXX
five ays ago
like this 1 time at gorgeous ass princess camp
I um um um---thought i saw u there...where not only were u da camps president..but also a past client and ceo of camp gorgeous ass princess camp....or i think it was u...but upon further inspection?ha...im XXXXX by the way...tis an honor
user: XXXXX
five days ago
hi how are you?
user: XXXXX
five days ago
u chat?
three days ago
u like big dicks?
None of these guys had anything intelligent to say! Well, the guy hawking himself as a car was funny and inventive and gave the conversation a jumping off point. But none of these other goons did! I mean, come on! Use proper grammar, spelling and punctuation. Make me believe you passed second grade English! Ugh! I think every week or so, if I keep this up, I will post some of the messages I get. This is kinda fun! Feel free to snark away, I certainly did in my replies to these guys. And I responded to every one.
user:XXXXX
five days ago
u do know u can talk to me... i wont bite....
user:XXXXX
six days ago:
Hello!
six days ago:
How are you tonight Inky?
five days ago:
Good morning Inky
three days ago
Hello Inky. What pat of town are you in?
user: XXXXX
three days ago
how u doin?? 1974 model, one previous owner,low miles, full service history, five speed gear box and in need of a new owner. I'm a vintage so more suitable for being taken out on a weekend.....apply within. lol what do you think ? hope you at least had a laugh...
user: XXXXX
four days ago
Hi so do you have a bf or a husband?
user: XXXXX
five ays ago
like this 1 time at gorgeous ass princess camp
I um um um---thought i saw u there...where not only were u da camps president..but also a past client and ceo of camp gorgeous ass princess camp....or i think it was u...but upon further inspection?ha...im XXXXX by the way...tis an honor
user: XXXXX
five days ago
hi how are you?
user: XXXXX
five days ago
u chat?
three days ago
u like big dicks?
None of these guys had anything intelligent to say! Well, the guy hawking himself as a car was funny and inventive and gave the conversation a jumping off point. But none of these other goons did! I mean, come on! Use proper grammar, spelling and punctuation. Make me believe you passed second grade English! Ugh! I think every week or so, if I keep this up, I will post some of the messages I get. This is kinda fun! Feel free to snark away, I certainly did in my replies to these guys. And I responded to every one.