[KHR] Code of Silence

Oct 20, 2009 19:26


Most of the multilingual people I know have very flexible tongues. I don't know why that is but it sure is funny (although gross) to watch them fold and bend their tongues into weird shapes... and not everyone can fold and twist their tongues... 8P

Disclaimer: I don't own KHR.

Warning: Mature themes, alcohol use... and some stupidity.



Classified File 024: Linguistics

Written: Tuesday, June 02, 2009, 01:34:43 PM

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Archive Summary: Surveillance file recording fragment of Tenth Vongola Boss' 20th birthday party.

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During the Boss' birthday party, Reborn suggested she should learn Italian from someone else, not the younger Lambo whenever he showed up via Bazooka.

After pulling him aside from a drinking contest against two other Guardians, Reborn suddenly got the idea that he should find out first if she actually had any potential to handle the Italian tongue.

She thought he was going to have her repeat some tricky Italian phrases; however, the alcohol in his system must have made him interpret things differently.

When they finished, he decided that she had some potential: She had quite a talented tongue...

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Author's Notes: He asked you to help her learn the Italian language, you stupidiot... Not that kind of tongue! DX

OMAKE:

Can YOU handle the Italian tongue?

Do you want to take lessons?

Call 1-800-DOFUNNYTHINGSWITHYOURTONGUEREBORNDARESYOU

khr: sasagawa ryohei, rating: t, khr: vongola family, khr: gokudera hayato, khr: sawada tsunayoshi, khr: yamamoto takeshi, *no speaking rule, pairing: 5996 (gokudera/chrome), khr: lambo, khr: reborn, khr: chrome dokuro, #code of silence [5996]

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