Super Junior {bandfic ; dresses are part of album promos}
I wrote this because this is the only explanation for the fact that Heechul was wearing a dress in today's Bonamana performance. My sister was like, he looks like a hairdresser, and I was like, asl;kdajsdflksjdfsl;df HE'S WEARING A DRESS CRYING WITH LAUGHTER. This is really short and stupid and I wrote it just now, like in the past 30 minutes. I re-did the ending about fifty times and I still don't like it BUT IT'S CRACK BASED ON MY BIASES, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? laughs at Heechul's dress some more.
dresses are part of album promos / bandfic (Shimin, implied Jongkey, slight Hanchul) / 472 words / PG-13
Shindong bought the dress for Nari about two months ago but due to a tagging error on the part of the store, it was two sizes too big. She didn't like it anyway, and he hadn't found the time to get it exchanged so it had been hanging on the door handle of his bedroom for a while, like some sort of permanent reminder that they had no one they could buy dresses for. Someone muttered something about taking it out back and burning it, and that night, while they were both very drunk, Sungmin had said, "I've got an idea". Heechul had been too drunk to remember that "ideas" are never good.
For the past two weeks, therefore, it's taken pride of place on a hanger in all of the dressing rooms that they've visited. It is the subject of a bet between Heechul and Sungmin, and now Sungmin, sitting on Siwon's lap, says sweetly, "Go on then, hyung."
"Yah," Heechul snaps, and goes back to staring at the dress. It's staring back at him with black button eyes, like it's judging him. Maybe it is. Maybe it, too, realises that he's managed the impossible and lost in a bet, to Sungmin of all people. It is unbelievable. It's downright shameful.
"This is Hankyung's fault," he decides, because if Hankyung wasn't off having a midlife crisis twenty years too early, Heechul wouldn't be getting drunk with Sungmin, and therefore be making bets with Sungmin about whether he could get Siwon to sleep with him before Heechul could get video evidence to prove that Jonghyun and Key were sleeping together. There had been three problems he had forgotten to factor in:
1. Sungmin was a giant slut.
2. Siwon can never deny his hyungs anything.
3. Onew had banned him from the SHINee dorms after that thing with Taemin and the cookies.
And so Heechul had lost and now? Now he is having a staring contest with a dress. "Hurry up, hyung," Sungmin says. Siwon has his arms around Sungmin's waist. "We'll be going on stage in a minute."
Heechul leans back so he can look Siwon right in the eye. "You're going to hell," he says viciously. "I'm going to arrange it with the devil personally." Siwon blanches. Donghae grabs the dress and shoves it right in Heechul's face, because he thinks it's hilarious and likes embarrassing his "favourite hyung". Someday, Heechul swears it, he's going to get through a song promotion without ending up in a fucking dress.
(Sungmin is scratching all over on Sunday morning. "Real mature, hyung," he says sullenly as Ryeowook dishes up breakfast.
"I did nothing," Heechul protests. He sees Kyuhyun throwing away a packet of itching powder. Really, it's amazing what Kyuhyun will agree to do just to get you to stop shouting in his bad ear.)
dresses are part of album promos / bandfic (Shimin, implied Jongkey, slight Hanchul) / 472 words / PG-13
Shindong bought the dress for Nari about two months ago but due to a tagging error on the part of the store, it was two sizes too big. She didn't like it anyway, and he hadn't found the time to get it exchanged so it had been hanging on the door handle of his bedroom for a while, like some sort of permanent reminder that they had no one they could buy dresses for. Someone muttered something about taking it out back and burning it, and that night, while they were both very drunk, Sungmin had said, "I've got an idea". Heechul had been too drunk to remember that "ideas" are never good.
For the past two weeks, therefore, it's taken pride of place on a hanger in all of the dressing rooms that they've visited. It is the subject of a bet between Heechul and Sungmin, and now Sungmin, sitting on Siwon's lap, says sweetly, "Go on then, hyung."
"Yah," Heechul snaps, and goes back to staring at the dress. It's staring back at him with black button eyes, like it's judging him. Maybe it is. Maybe it, too, realises that he's managed the impossible and lost in a bet, to Sungmin of all people. It is unbelievable. It's downright shameful.
"This is Hankyung's fault," he decides, because if Hankyung wasn't off having a midlife crisis twenty years too early, Heechul wouldn't be getting drunk with Sungmin, and therefore be making bets with Sungmin about whether he could get Siwon to sleep with him before Heechul could get video evidence to prove that Jonghyun and Key were sleeping together. There had been three problems he had forgotten to factor in:
1. Sungmin was a giant slut.
2. Siwon can never deny his hyungs anything.
3. Onew had banned him from the SHINee dorms after that thing with Taemin and the cookies.
And so Heechul had lost and now? Now he is having a staring contest with a dress. "Hurry up, hyung," Sungmin says. Siwon has his arms around Sungmin's waist. "We'll be going on stage in a minute."
Heechul leans back so he can look Siwon right in the eye. "You're going to hell," he says viciously. "I'm going to arrange it with the devil personally." Siwon blanches. Donghae grabs the dress and shoves it right in Heechul's face, because he thinks it's hilarious and likes embarrassing his "favourite hyung". Someday, Heechul swears it, he's going to get through a song promotion without ending up in a fucking dress.
(Sungmin is scratching all over on Sunday morning. "Real mature, hyung," he says sullenly as Ryeowook dishes up breakfast.
"I did nothing," Heechul protests. He sees Kyuhyun throwing away a packet of itching powder. Really, it's amazing what Kyuhyun will agree to do just to get you to stop shouting in his bad ear.)