so gonna get my ass kicked for this but...

Jan 11, 2006 02:52

After several (successful) attempts of talkin myself out of goin to the ER last nite, I finally went. I had been dizzy and lightheaded all day and the pain in my right breast was a 7 out of 10 on a pain scale. It just got to be too much to speculate about so I had Kyle take me to the ER. Mind you, this was after Steve basically told me that I couldn't die becuz she didn't know me well enough yet and an ex of mine tellin me that if I didn't go, hy was gonna harrass me endlessly till I DID go.

I know, I know, I know, Jules...I shoulda let you know beforehand but a) you weren't online and b) you are usually in bed by the time I went (11pm my time). *extends hand for slapping*

Basically, what was determined...I'm slightly anemic. BARELY, SLIGHTLY, EVER SO LOW, whatever..."eat some more iron" the doc told me. *sigh* Oh...and see your OB/GYN re: your boob. Get the hell out! seriously?!?!?!? They stole blood from me for THIS??? *sigh*

OHHHH...wait...the best news...I'm not pregnant!! WOOOT WOOO! (The nurse asked me if there was a possibility before the doc came in and I said "no"...she said "why's that?" and I said "cuz I'm gay". She said "well, if you haven't gone there, we won't go there". That was funny! The doc ran a blood pg test anyway and confirmed for me that I wasn't pregnant. Oh thank the universe!! Altho, if I was pg, I could be rich cuz it's been a looonnnnnnng time since I slept with a biomale!)
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