Mar 17, 2006 01:08
Okay, I'm going to hurt someone. I really love this city, but it's going to hell mas rapido. "SoDo" was bad enough but at least there was a true Seattle reason for it--sort of. Now we have "NoMa" (north of Market Street), and the ever so clever "Say WA" (?!?!) as our tourism slogan. What the shit is next? DoTo, BaLa, QueAh, FreMo, and my favorite ChiTo? Is this supposed to bring capital to Seattle somehow? I don't care. No more nice Seattle. Maybe that's the way they do things in L.A. or N.Y.C. but that shit's not going to fly here. I KNOW we're cleverer than that. That's it! The world has lost its Seattle privileges. Go sit in the fucking corner and just cry. I can fix this. I will fix this.
Oh, and you people who are filming you family members on Ambien? You're ruining it for the rest of us. Cigarette sandwich. Amazing. Stop it.
GRAAAAAAH! Every single time the symbols "NoMa" come to mind I have another brain aneurism. Infidels.