Eat Me
Hey, its Thanksgiving Day! Eat us, we make a nice buffet!
We lost the race with Farmer Ed, eat us 'cause we're good and dead.
White man or red man from east, north or south,
chop off our legs, and put 'em in your mouth!
Eat me!
Sautéed or barbecued!
Eat me!
We once were pets but now we're food!
We won't stay fresh for very long!
So eat us before we finish this song!
Eat us before we finish this song!
I have the day off. So I plan to to the family thing. Going to go visit my Great Grandfather at my Aunt's house in Fernandina. I am making a plethora of food.
2 Pumpkin Pies
Green Bean Casserole
Sweet Potato Casserole
BBQ Baked Beans
Twice Baked Cheese Potatoes
I usually make deviled eggs...but I totally forgot to buy more eggs at that store. I am probably going to piss off the WII FIT.
I spent my entire day scrambling to take the 4 hour driver improvement course. Which sucked. I am a fast reader and finished the chapters and questions before the allotted time. HOWEVER... they have this timer that forces you to stay in front of the screen popping up random questions every now and then to make sure you are a) still there b) not a robot c)not someone else posing as you. They even made me sit through the mandatory breaks. It was excruciatingly painful to sit here all day on my day off taking this ridiculous test. 9 chapters later....I get the exam. It was full of trick questions with strange wording. I guess you could say I am a huge procrastinator. As the ticket was due today...and I needed proof of my compliance to take the driver improvement course. I was super stressed...Not because it was a hard test (it was easy..I would have finished in less than half the time if they allowed you to proceed..INSTEAD you had to wait watching the timer..waiting on random nonsense questions to appear)
1. Do you know how to swim?
2. Do you live on a boat?
3. Have you ever been to the Grand Canyon?
Among others...all of which I answered at the beginning of the exam.
WHAT TORTURE.
I was stressed because I was pressed for time. I did not want the points on my license. I could not pay online or by phone because I elected the driver improvement course which requires PROOF. The office closed at 6 pm. The test was taking it's precious time...with allotted breaks and what not (it had a picture of this baby wearing a headset looking at a lap top....it was kooky) I stared at that or played around with this www.jukepix.com site. Which was fun. I made this picture of my brother with the dude from broke back mountain. It was awesome. Then You have to pay $14.95 to print your certificate. Bullshit. Which after minor printing issues...Was successful. Then the race was on to the Traffic Violation Bureau. John Google Mapped it at 18 minutes from my house. The time being 5:40 PM. Luckily he was driving or we would not have made it. 5:59 PM. My LUCK they were still open. I ran in...showed them my stupid printed certificate (which I was in such a rush i printed on photo paper) and BAM. I saved $4 bux on my $140 dollar FAILURE TO MOVE OVER violation.
SO FUCKING GAY.
Guess I AM GOING TO GO MAKE LEMONADE NOW.
hahaha
happy turkey day peoplez.
We lost the race with Farmer Ed, eat us 'cause we're good and dead.
White man or red man from east, north or south,
chop off our legs, and put 'em in your mouth!
Eat me!
Sautéed or barbecued!
Eat me!
We once were pets but now we're food!
We won't stay fresh for very long!
So eat us before we finish this song!
Eat us before we finish this song!
I have the day off. So I plan to to the family thing. Going to go visit my Great Grandfather at my Aunt's house in Fernandina. I am making a plethora of food.
2 Pumpkin Pies
Green Bean Casserole
Sweet Potato Casserole
BBQ Baked Beans
Twice Baked Cheese Potatoes
I usually make deviled eggs...but I totally forgot to buy more eggs at that store. I am probably going to piss off the WII FIT.
I spent my entire day scrambling to take the 4 hour driver improvement course. Which sucked. I am a fast reader and finished the chapters and questions before the allotted time. HOWEVER... they have this timer that forces you to stay in front of the screen popping up random questions every now and then to make sure you are a) still there b) not a robot c)not someone else posing as you. They even made me sit through the mandatory breaks. It was excruciatingly painful to sit here all day on my day off taking this ridiculous test. 9 chapters later....I get the exam. It was full of trick questions with strange wording. I guess you could say I am a huge procrastinator. As the ticket was due today...and I needed proof of my compliance to take the driver improvement course. I was super stressed...Not because it was a hard test (it was easy..I would have finished in less than half the time if they allowed you to proceed..INSTEAD you had to wait watching the timer..waiting on random nonsense questions to appear)
1. Do you know how to swim?
2. Do you live on a boat?
3. Have you ever been to the Grand Canyon?
Among others...all of which I answered at the beginning of the exam.
WHAT TORTURE.
I was stressed because I was pressed for time. I did not want the points on my license. I could not pay online or by phone because I elected the driver improvement course which requires PROOF. The office closed at 6 pm. The test was taking it's precious time...with allotted breaks and what not (it had a picture of this baby wearing a headset looking at a lap top....it was kooky) I stared at that or played around with this www.jukepix.com site. Which was fun. I made this picture of my brother with the dude from broke back mountain. It was awesome. Then You have to pay $14.95 to print your certificate. Bullshit. Which after minor printing issues...Was successful. Then the race was on to the Traffic Violation Bureau. John Google Mapped it at 18 minutes from my house. The time being 5:40 PM. Luckily he was driving or we would not have made it. 5:59 PM. My LUCK they were still open. I ran in...showed them my stupid printed certificate (which I was in such a rush i printed on photo paper) and BAM. I saved $4 bux on my $140 dollar FAILURE TO MOVE OVER violation.
SO FUCKING GAY.
Guess I AM GOING TO GO MAKE LEMONADE NOW.
hahaha
happy turkey day peoplez.