[Neji saw the post-it notes. He scribbled a few in return. But unlike Sai, he doesn't have the courtesy of sticking them to his locker. No, he walks into the cafeteria and when he sees Sai, he approaches him and pins them to the top of his hand with thumbtacks as painfully as possible and walks away just as quickly as he entered so he won't see how red his eyes are.]
What's the matter, Sai? Your precious fucking books not tell you what happens when you break up with someone? You think you could just dump me and I would smile and everything would be peaches and fucking cream.
You stupid, retarded fuck.
And you know something? I'm so glad we never, ever slept together. I can picture it now. You'd have to read an instruction manual the entire time we were doing it. Why? Because you're a fucking idiot.
Want to know something else while I'm on that subject?
I FEEL MORE SEXUAL ATTRACTION TO SASUKE THAN I DO TO YOU!!
THE ENTIRE TIME HE WAS LIVING WITH ME YOU THOUGHT WE WERE FUCKING. WELL, WE WEREN'T. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I WISH WE HAD BEEN!! BECAUSE LIKE YOU ENJOY BEING WITH GAARA MORE THAN ME, I ENJOYED BEING WITH SASUKE MORE THAN I DO YOU!!
There... How does it feel being told your company means shit to someone? Does it hurt Sai? Do you understand my feelings right now just a little bit better?
...No. You don't. Because you're stupid. So go read your fucking relationship and self-help books. And have a nice day, you frigid cunt.
[Oh, Neji. You said that really... really loudly. I think everyone within a mile radius heard that--hey, are you walking away?? ....Yep. He's walking.]
....You know what. Since you're already retarded. This shouldn't hurt you very much.
[Enjoy Sai while Neji grabs you by the hair and smashes your face/head repeatedly into any and every hard object in the hallway--lockers, the water fountain, a classroom door, the floor, all while occasionally kicking you in the stomach and doing other... horrible things to your limbs.
.....Someone call an ambulance. Dayum. Neji went Incredible Hulk mode.]
I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO SPELL THIS OUT FOR YOU. WHY ARE YOU SO DEFECTIVE.
SHIT.
JUST BECAUSE YOU MIGHT LIKE SPENDING TIME WITH A FRIEND MORE THAN YOU DO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER DOESN'T MEAN YOU GO AND YOU BREAK UP WITH SAID SIGNIFICANT OTHER. IT USUALLY MEANS THAT YOU AND YOUR OTHER HALF ARE NOT SPENDING ENOUGH TIME TOGETHER!!
BUT BECAUSE YOU'VE HAD THE EPIPHANY THAT YOU WANT TO BE WITH GAARA INSTEAD OF ME, I SUPPOSE YOU DON'T HAVE TO TRIFLE WITH SUCH A THING!!
[Oh snap son. Neji just tossed Sai on the ground and did a friggen' elbow piledriver on his spine!! .....Oh mommy... is he dead??]
[Catches Sai where he was thrown at him.] He did this to you?
[He'd never really been angry for someone else before, sometimes sort of Temari, but she was good at finishing her own fights. But here was Sai, bloody and broken in his arms.] S-Sai? Do you want me too...
[He doesn't know what he's going to do when he sees Neji again -- he just sees red, splattering his body, dripping from his chin, seeping between his teeth.
No, no, not yet, Sai was the here and now, Sai needed his help.] What do you want me to do?
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[Sai lets out a little yelp as he feels something sting. He turns around, only to see Neji storming off before he has the chance to call out to him.]
[Frowning and confused, he feels around and pulls out the tacks, reading the notes attached]
.....
[Ok this reaction was not expected. Now he is utterly confused, and makes his way to catch up with Neji]
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[Because he'll seriously kill you. Literally. Run while you still have a chance! :D]
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Neji..... Neji.... Neji..... [continues this until you finally respond]
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I SAID MY PIECE ON THOSE POST-IT NOTES.
I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. GOD.
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I want to talk to you about it. Why are you so mad? [LOL SAI]
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You stupid, retarded fuck.
And you know something? I'm so glad we never, ever slept together. I can picture it now. You'd have to read an instruction manual the entire time we were doing it. Why? Because you're a fucking idiot.
Want to know something else while I'm on that subject?
I FEEL MORE SEXUAL ATTRACTION TO SASUKE THAN I DO TO YOU!!
THE ENTIRE TIME HE WAS LIVING WITH ME YOU THOUGHT WE WERE FUCKING. WELL, WE WEREN'T. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I WISH WE HAD BEEN!! BECAUSE LIKE YOU ENJOY BEING WITH GAARA MORE THAN ME, I ENJOYED BEING WITH SASUKE MORE THAN I DO YOU!!
There... How does it feel being told your company means shit to someone? Does it hurt Sai? Do you understand my feelings right now just a little bit better?
...No. You don't. Because you're stupid. So go read your fucking relationship and self-help books. And have a nice day, you frigid cunt.
[Oh, Neji. You said that really... really loudly. I think everyone within a mile radius heard that--hey, are you walking away?? ....Yep. He's walking.]
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well if you wanted to be with Sasuke instead of me then why didn't you say something? And why are you so mad at me now if that is the case?
[pokerface.jpg forever, oh sai]
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[Enjoy Sai while Neji grabs you by the hair and smashes your face/head repeatedly into any and every hard object in the hallway--lockers, the water fountain, a classroom door, the floor, all while occasionally kicking you in the stomach and doing other... horrible things to your limbs.
.....Someone call an ambulance. Dayum. Neji went Incredible Hulk mode.]
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You didn't answer.. my question..
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SHIT.
JUST BECAUSE YOU MIGHT LIKE SPENDING TIME WITH A FRIEND MORE THAN YOU DO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER DOESN'T MEAN YOU GO AND YOU BREAK UP WITH SAID SIGNIFICANT OTHER. IT USUALLY MEANS THAT YOU AND YOUR OTHER HALF ARE NOT SPENDING ENOUGH TIME TOGETHER!!
BUT BECAUSE YOU'VE HAD THE EPIPHANY THAT YOU WANT TO BE WITH GAARA INSTEAD OF ME, I SUPPOSE YOU DON'T HAVE TO TRIFLE WITH SUCH A THING!!
[Oh snap son. Neji just tossed Sai on the ground and did a friggen' elbow piledriver on his spine!! .....Oh mommy... is he dead??]
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Sai?!
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Apparently Neji is a little upset that I broke up with him.
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[He'd never really been angry for someone else before, sometimes sort of Temari, but she was good at finishing her own fights. But here was Sai, bloody and broken in his arms.] S-Sai? Do you want me too...
[He doesn't know what he's going to do when he sees Neji again -- he just sees red, splattering his body, dripping from his chin, seeping between his teeth.
No, no, not yet, Sai was the here and now, Sai needed his help.] What do you want me to do?
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I think.. [tries to get up but damn, his head really does hurt] That I want a cigarette now... and maybe some ice... ow..
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